As death is life's way of telling us to slow down, Wednesday befits it's well earned nickname "hump day". No, not that kind of hump, my sexy little bunnies, hump. as in, when incline becomes decline, when push comes to shove, when Harry met Sally, when Sonny met Cher, when..............What? You Heard me !
O.K, O.K., it's that part of the week when friends take a break from work (preferably between 4 and 7 p.m.), have a cocktail or two and solve the entire world's problems in less than three hours. I plan to attain this same feat and will do so in less than two hours.
In the interim, (asshole) Larry "da judge" Seidlin and Larry Korda, the two Florida judges involved in the Anna Nicole Smith hearings, have been reasssigned (you're kidding). No, I'm not, my little cub reporters! According to TMZ.com, Seidlin, a probate judge was reassigned to family court and Korda, a family court judge, was reassigned to probate court. The Chief Judge of Broward County sent emails to both thanking them for "volunteering" to change courts during "these difficult times". Korda, as you may recall, was recently busted for allegedly smoking a doobie in a park and "da judge".....well, you saw the pathetic idiot.
The Pictures: 1) Larry "da judge" Seidlkin and Larry Korda. 2) Joss Stone, the artist I'm featuring today.
This Date In History: 1797; The first patent for a washing machine was granted to Nathaniel Briggs of New Hampshire. 1930; The ancient Turkish city of Constantinople changes it's name to Istanbul. 1941; British writer, Virginia Woolf, commits suicide by drowning. 1969; In London, Ringo Starr announces that there will be no more public appearances by The Beatles (gasp).
Birthdays: George I, King of France (1660), Paul Whiteman, bandleader (1891), Edmund S. Muskie, senator (1914), Sir Dirk Bogarde, actor and writer (1921).
I told you yesterday about Joss Stone, the young singer I heard the other day. I managed to get one of her videos for you to hear. Enjoy.
If you like to hear another one of Joss Stone's songs, click the link below, which will take you to Possum S. Hemmingway's Journal (my cat, Shithead).
http://journals.aol.com/pshemmingway/possum-s-hemmingways-journal/
If this fails for some reason, simply click Possum's Journal under "other journals" in the links area on the left side of the page
They found a SARS virus that lived four days on a toilet seat before it died, thus beating Elvis Presley's record of three days. Mary Cheney, Vice president Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, just finished her new book about her father entitled "The Only Dick I've Ever Loved".
That's it for today, my little humpers. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !
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