The neat thing about Fridays, in no particular order, is that a) It means Happy Hour at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub, b) I get to see my friends, c) I get to see my lady friends, d) Singing with the band. This is not multiple choice my little chickadees, so an answer is not required.
The Pictures: 1) This little gadget is called "Clocky". It is a snooze alarm that, once you hit snooze, it jumps off the night table and hides. The wheels on the side of it roll and it looks for a place to avoid further smacks from the grouch who smacked it for no apparent reason. 2) The newest entry from "Quaker State" in the Nascar Nextel Cup.
This weekend, Nascar goes to the biggest little racetrack in Tennessee, Bristol Motor Speedway. A thirty-six degree banked concrete track with 43 cars on it. It's like flying a fighter jet in a gymnasium. It can be done, but it's a little hectic. They are debuting the "Car of Tomorrow", a car designed to bring down the costs of racing and more importantly, the safety of the drivers. Sunday, 1:00 p.m. on Fox, don't miss it.
This is "Knut", the baby polar bear that was rejected by his mother and is being raised by his handler in Germany.
This Date In History: 1775; In a speech to the Virginia Concention, Patrick Henry utters the immortal words,"Give me Liberty or give me death". 1919; Benito Mussolini founds the right wing Fascist party in Italy.
Birthdays: Schuyler Colfax, Vice President of the United States (1823), Joan Crawford, actress (1908), Werner Von Braun, Engineer (1912).
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did O.J. Simpson move to New Orleans, Louisiana? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men have difficulty making eye contact? Because breasts don't have eyes. You're sick ! Eye know...er, I know.What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
That's it for today, my little chickadees. See you at Krystel's ! More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !