Friday, March 2, 2007

Happy Hour's The Best Therapy !

Anna Nicole Smith was buried today in the Bahamas. From what I've seen so far today, the funeral is "over the top" with 300 plus invited guests and a red carpet at the entrance of the church. I wonder where Joan Rivers and her clone, Melissa, are?

Talk about politically correct, ad nauseum, Frederica S. Wilson (D), African American Senator representin' Miami-County in the Florida legislature has suggested introducing a bill proposing the words "illegal alien" be banned. She feels that the word is degrading and that a more sympathetic title be used. How does she suggest we refer to them? "People who enter the United States in a manner that is contrary to the laws of the United States"? Next, she'll introduce a bill refering to burglars as "uninvited guests". Well, there's another "initial" word they don't want to say. It kinda kills the happy hour conversations!

Hugh Hefner (80) is reportedly engaged to marry Polly Madison (27). In a related story the Viagra stock prices rose twenty percent.

The Pictures: 1) Anna Nicole Smith in better times on the red carpet. R.I.P. 2) Senator Frederica S. Wilson (D) Miami-Dade County 3) Hugh Hefner and company.

This Date In History: 1836; Texas declares its independence from Mexico. 1923; Time magazine debuts as a weekly news review. 1974; Stevie Wonder wins 5 Grammy awards for his album "Innervisions".

Today's Friday and that means HAPPY HOUR ! Do not fret my good friends. Most of today's problems will be resolved this evening at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub. I can assure you that with the assistance of my pals (see yesterday's entry for pictures or just go to the post office), we will thoroughly discuss and make recommedations to fix all the world's probems.  

Birthdays: Mikhael Gorbachev, leader ofThe U.S.S.R. from 1985 to 1991 (1931), Sam Houston, statesman and military commander (1800), Mel Ott, baseball player (1909). 

The hits just keep on coming! They've finally dropped the "attempted murder" charges against our pampered little austronaut. Uh.....Duh!

That's it for today my political committee, more legislation this evening and even more tomorrow! 

Stay Tuned !

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