Monday, March 19, 2007

Do You Have "The Monday Blues" ?

Monday is resolve problems day! Everyone I know begins the day by first putting out any fires that may be still smoldering from Friday. After Friday night's escapades, I know a lot of people who will be putting out fires. Speaking of Friday, we had a great time at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub. Thanks, Hector, for the "gift."

Back to Mondays. From Friday afternoon's happy hour to Monday morning's sunlight, I don't care about business! There's not too much you can get done during that time frame, because, even if you are working, everyone's calling and asking, "where the hell are you?"

Orack Alabama will be on Larry King this week. I hope someone asks him how a first term senator with little political experience could even think to be elected President.

The Pictures: 1) There's always a standout in the crowd. 2) Wyatt Earp, Sherrif of Dodge City and one of the participants in the famous "Shootout at the O.K. Corral". 

This Date In History: 1977; CBS broadcasts the final episode of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show". 2003; The United States of America forces invade Iraq beginning the U.S.-Iraq war of 2003.

Birthdays: David Livingstone, Scottish missionary and physician (1813), Wyatt Earp (see pictures), American law officer of Tombstone, Arizona fame. Earp, along with Doc Holiday, teamed up against the Clanton Family in the shootout at the O.K. Corral (1848), Ursula Andress, Swiss actress (1936), Glen Close, actress (1947), Bruce Willis, actor (1955),

Lets Play Jeopardy ! Answer: Juan on Juan. Question: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Answer: A different bar. Question: Where do Irish men go on vacation.

What makes a man chase a woman he knows he can't have? The same reason a dog chases a speeding car. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog's still happy to see you.

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The Position of the dirtbag. What do attornies use for birth control? Their personalities. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine? What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale begins, "once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...."  

That's it for today my little gunfighters.. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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