Michael Alberry, the 12 year old Boy Scout, was found alive and well in the North Carolina mountains this morning by rescuers. Lost for 4 days in 20 to 30 degree temperatures, the boy was weak and needed fluids, but was otherwise unhurt. Elated parents, Kent Alberry and Debbie Hayes, were waiting when the child was escorted from a National Park vehicle into the safety of the medical center. National Park spokesperson, Tina White, stated that a search dog named Grandalf picked up the boy's scent and followed the trail to the boy's location. Some days just bring plain old "nice" news! But don't worry, there's always a jerk handy to wipe your (Judge Larry Seidlin) with.
A Bahmas judge has ruled that a DNA sample from Danielynn, child of the late Anna Nicole Smith, will be taken to determine the father of the child. Since Larry Birkhead has already given a DNA sample, my guess is that (asshole) Howard K. Stern will no longer have that fictitious role to play.
The Pictures: Michael Auberry and pictures associated with the search and rescue. And always remember the last picture is always a little different!
This Date In History: 1852; Harriet Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin" is first published in book form. 1969; John Lennon and Yoko Ono marry on the Rock of Gibralter. 1995; Nerve gas kills 12 people and injures about 5,000 on the underground railroad in Tokyo, Japan.
Birthdays: Sir Michael Redgrave, British stage and motion-picture actor (1908), Bobby Orr, Canadian ice hockey player (1948), Holly Hunter, actress (1958).
You know what's next ! (for the hard of understanding, color is the key to the journal) Next !
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it ! Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. What did the Asian couple name their dimwitted baby? Sum Ting Wong. What does it mean when the flag at the post office is at half mast? They're hiring.
What does it take to get an 80 year old lady say the "F" word..........? Get another 80 year old lady to say, "BINGO !"
That's it for now, my little rescue puppies. Get the Scent? More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !
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