Friday, March 30, 2007

The Prestigious "Cat Ass Trophy" Goes To........?

The "Cat Ass Trophy" was a photograph I found on the Internet originally entitled "Catasstrophy". I liked it so much I decided to use it as an award for the "Asshole of the week". Obviously there is a plethora of candidates, so I try to use the candidate that stands out the most during any particular week. The finalists this week, in no particular order;

Judge Larry Korda: The Broward County Judge who presided over one the Anna Nicole Smith hearings and after national media attention of the hearing, decide to smoke a doobie in a public park and got busted. 

Howard K. Stern: The barracuda and wannabe father, trying to get a piece every pie he touches and who has now filed two appeals trying a) to affect the juror selection into the inquest of the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel and b) to stop and/or challenge the attempt to match the DNA of Ms. Smith's daughter, Danielynn with the other father wannabe's.

Dishonorable Mention:  U.S. Attorney, Alberto Gonzales; The country of Iran; Larry "da judge" Seidlin.

After discussing this with my cat, Shithead, co-judge in this award, we have decided on a winner. The winner is: 

                           

Yeah, you guessed it. Howard K. Stern. It was a hands and paws down decision. Congratulations, Howard, here's you award.

                                                

Pictures: Today's featured artist, the Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra.

This Date In History: 1858; Hyman (?) L. Lipman of Philidelphia patents his idea of attaching an eraser to a pencil (what? No one made mistakes prior to that date?) 1867; U.S. Secretary of State, William H. Seward signs a treaty with Russia, purchasing Alaska for $7,200,000 dollars; critics dub the deal "Sewards Folly. 1981; President Ronald Reagan is shot by drifter David Hinckley. 1986; Actor James Cagney dies.

Today's featured artist is my favorite, Frank Sinatra. Enjoy.

                           

Birthdays: Francisco Jose de la Goya y Lucientes, painter.  (1746). Vincent Van Gogh, painter (1853)  Sean O'Casey, playwright (1880). Warren Beatty. actor, director and producer (1937).  Secretariat, racehorse, winner of the Triple Crown.

My cat, Shithead, has got some country music in his journal entry today. Check it out !

http://journals.aol.com/pshemmingway/possum-s-hemmingways-journal/

That's it for today, my little bobby soxers (?~ask your mom). More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned

1 comment:

rdautumnsage said...

Too bad we are only giving out one of the awards. But if prompted I would have to agree hands down the guy is a definite loser, or should I say user seeing as he can't get by without having his hands in someone's pie. (Hugs) Indigo