Rehab...that's what they call it. Short for rehabilitation, the premise is that if you have a problem, albeit social, mental or physical, you can get it fixed. Rehab, it sounds like a destination. Like, when you visit Miami, you go to South Beach, Bayside, Rehab, and Gulfstream Park. From watching the television, I have learned that it is also a miraculous place;
A Minister who was caught in a homosexual act, went to Rehab and was healed and converted to being a heterosexual in less than a month ! Can I get an amen ? Brittany Spears went to Rehab three times and now is at home, cured and resting. The miracles continue......! And then we have the Court System who sentenced Naomi Campbell to 5 days of public service for hitting her maid in the head with a cell phone. She arrived to work at a sanitation department wearing a chinchilla fur, designer clothes and a bejeweled handbag, which she promptly handed to a co-worker to hold for her. And they say the courts aren't fair.....Commit the crime and do the time?
Commit the crime? In Texas; Then we have the two Texas Border Patrol officers who shoot an armed marijuana smuggler illegally crossing the border in the ass. The smuggler turns states evidence, receives immunity and testify against the officers, who in turn, receive years in prison while the smuggler walks. The ghost of Mexican General Santa Ana is returning to reclaim the State of Texas. Wake up, folks !
The Pictures: Some of my musician friends. No, that's not O.J., it's my guitar player. He just got back from Rehab.
This Date In History: 1963; Alcatraz, a federal prison for dangerous criminals located in San Francisco Bay, is closed. I have been there, although not as a prisoner. I went to Rehab, instead.
Birthdays: Johann Sebastian Bach, German composer (1685).
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts ! Why is air like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo? The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage....along with a recipe.
That's it for today, my rehabilitated little musicians. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !
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