Monday, March 5, 2007

It's Monday - YABBADABBADOO !

Here we go again, it's mundane Monday ! I'm still hooking up my newer computer and I think I'm going to need an external modem. Ah, life. Dontcha love it !

In the Anna Nicole Smith continuing saga, it is my understanding that Ms. Smith had seven life insurance policies, all with grubster Koward K. Stern as beneficiary (No shit?).

Nascar racer Juan Pablo Montoya is still receiving grief over his boneheaded spin out of his team mate, Scott Pruitt, in Sundays Busch race in Mecico city.

The Pictures: Just my feeble attempt at some Monday humor ! Not really the "A" material, but then again, today's Monday ! 

This Date In History: 1922; Annie Oakley shoots 98 of 100 clay pigeons, breaking the existing trap-shooting record. 1956; The motion picture "King Kong" is shown on television for the first time.

Birthdays: My dear friend, Herminia, Happy Birthday ! Rex Harrison, actor (1908).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming:  Chinese Proverbs;

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Man who walk throught turnstile sideways is always going to Bankok. Man who fish from other man's well often catch crabs. Man who have one chopstick go hungry. Elevator smell different to midget. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife get no piece at night. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give upright organ. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Thanks, my Perfect Martini !  

That's it for today my little slowpokes. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

2 comments:

demandnlilchit said...

I did find the photo's full of chit and giggles! Thanks!

Kimberleigh

acoward15 said...

I was counting on appearing on at least one of her insurance policies.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/