Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Do You Feel Lucky, Punk ?

Sorry to use the Clint Eastwood line, but ya gotta see the pictures today. Make sure you click the "view larger" option (sorry guys, it doesn't work on everything), because when you view the word lucky in the dictionary, these pictures appear. Personally, I'm sure the driver had a permanent stain in his skivies!

Did you ever wonder how you differentiate between flatulation and defecation? That's passing gas or pooping your pants for the hard of understanding (duheet-tee-dee).

The Pictures: I've got several today, but the first two are something else. Keep going, though, there's some more LUCKY pic's and a surprising END. 

This Date In History: 1933;  Adolf Hitler is named Chancellor of Germany by President Hindenburg (who later had a fiery crash in the United States).  1948:  Mohandus Gandhi is assassinated by Nathuram Godse

There's some things on TV commercials you need to know:  VONAGE; "...and with Vonage, I moved and I kept my same phone number". No, shit ! It's a law dumb ass. Anyone can keep their same phone number. FREE CREDIT CHECK.COM (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT). ".......just click on freeyadayadyada.com and get a free credit report". The law provides that all credit companies must give you a free credit report every year. All you have to do is request it. Email the bastards and tell them I told you !

Birthdays: First and foremost, my friend, Tania. Happy Birthday Baby! Vanessa Redgrave (1937), Gene Hackman (1930), Boris Spaasky, chess champion (1937).

Question Of The Day: Based on my grocery shopping escapade this afternoon, what burns your ass more?  a)  The look you get when you ask where something is (somewhat akin to the same look your dog gives you when you ask him "Where's Timmy, Lassie? Is Timmy in the well?'  b)  When they answer in a different language (I speak three, but that's not the point).  c) When someone stops to chat and the total weight of both loaded carts and drivers surpass 600 pounds  d) The little rugrats that constantly cry "Mommy, please, please, please",  ad nauseum.  e) A candle about three feet high (remember the question).

That's it for today my lucky drivers on your way to go grocery shopping. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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1 comment:

dornbrau said...

Hi Jimmy, I've just been browsing around through your entries, love your sense of humor.