Friday, January 19, 2007

Red China, White tablecloth's and T.G.I.F !

China now has the capability to destroy satellites in Space !  The vehicle was launched and successfully destroyed  a target, an aging Chinese weather satellite, in space. The United States (who along with Russia have the same capabilities) has filed a formal protest. This means China could destroy satellites, that drive computers, that run our government, stock markets, armies and navy, traffic lights, hospitals.......where's that damn red button?

Didn't we file formal protests in World wars I and II, the Korean War (my bad, Police action), Viet Nam, etc.? I would call Chinese President Hu Jintao or Mental-e-ill or Wun-hung-lo or whatever that inbred little bastard's name is and advise him he's wading into some deep shit!

The Pictures: My advisor, Ween E. dogg had advised me that he's pissed and ready for action. Picture # 2, "Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out of the left side of the plane you'll get an excellent view of a Boeing 747. Please place your lap trays up, place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye".

This Date In History: 1937;  Howard Hughes flew from Los Angeles, California to Newark, New Jersey in 7 hours and 28 minutes, establishing a transcontinental record.  1949;  Bob Feller of the Cleveland Indians signs a $30,000 per year contract to become the highest paid pitcher in the major leagues.  1953;  Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball) gives birth to Little Ricky. More viewers tuned in to this television show than the presidential inauguration of President Dwight D. Eisenhower the following day.

Well, you know where I'm going this evening. I'll be at Krystel's Restaurant and nightclub for happy hour where we will solve today's problems in a brilliant bar discussion by such renowned names in world affairs such as; Emilio, Doc, Jorge, Willie, Guillermo and myself. I am not sure our discussions will be covered by the media. 

Birthdays: First and foremost, my sister, Jeanne....Happy Birthday, Sis! Secondly, my friend, Alfonso....Happy Birthday, Bro! 

Dolly Parton (1946),  Paul Cezanne, French painter (1839),  Robert E. Lee (1807),  Janis Joplin (1943).

Question Of The Day: Based on today's news about China, what would you do in response to this obviously major problem?  a) Give them a stern warning that we will take care of them exactly like we're did Iraq  b)  Send our newest political stars, the ever experienced Mr. Obama and the mild and meek Ms.Clinton  c)  Send an intercontinental ballistic reply with the label "MADE IN AMERICA !

The winner of today's question will be allowed to push the red button!

That's it for today my little martini drinkers.  More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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