Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Things That Make You Go Hmm !

I was amused to see that a female astronaut was arrested yesterday because of attacking another female who allegedly was involved in an affair with the astronaut's beau. The arrest wasn't amusing, it was sad, but the woman drove from Houston to Florida non-stop and wore adult pampers in order to drive straight through. I've been on a mission before, but peeing my pants in order to achieve my mission was not part of the agenda. I can't think of any good reason to pee in my pants. I have done so before, but that was due to my drinking partner, Johnny Walker, who insisted that it was a good idea.

I do, however, admire a woman with that much desire to give an attitude adjustment to another woman who she thinks is invading her territory. God hath no fury like a woman!

I also saw a report of a 14 pound baby born to a woman in Mexico. Fourteen Pounds! The child was the size of a six month old baby. I can't imagine approaching my woman three months after she had the child and even think of sex! I mean talk of inadequate. How do you follow an act like that? Did I hurt you, honey? NOT!

The Pictures: Things that make me smile !

This Date In History: 1899; The Spanish-American War peace treaty is ratified in the United States Senate by a margin of one vote. 1952; Elizabeth II succeeds the throne of Britain following the death of her father, King George VI.

Birthdays: Aaron Burr, 3rd Vice President of the United States (1756),  Anne, Queen of Great Britain and Ireland (1665),  Babe Ruth, baseball great (1895), Francois Truffant, French director (1932), Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States (1911).

Yahoo had an article about a Scandinavian gym that decided it was going to have Naked Sundays. This brilliant idea came after Reefer Saturdays, I'm sure! I'm not much for gyms, but you can bet your sweet bippy I'm not getting on the stationery bicycle. I don't care how many Curel wipes you use!

Denial is not just a river !

That's it for today, my little pamperettes. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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