Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Odds and Ends - Especially Rosie Fat Ass !

The Videos (2) I posted Saturday featuring Rosie Fat Ass, are now "no longer available". With all the lawsuits now facing You Tube, it seems they're paying more attention to entries on the site. One of the main reasons I like the site is that a lot of entries tell it like it is and are not overly censored. Obviously blatant things like pornography and heavy obscenities are thankfully removed, as they should. The two videos are direct cuts taken from daily ABC television show, "The View". You can bet your ass either ABC, show owner Barbara Walters, and/or Rosie Fat Ass were behind (pun intended) the removal of the video. Hopefully, you were all able to see it, as the second copy remained available until today.

I also noticed that a video entitled "Castro's Artificial Anus", an excerpt from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show", was also removed. I don't know if it was because it was an unauthorized copy or because of the subject matter. I do know that the title of the video was based on a story that Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro did have a type of operation where this type of surgery was performed. I especially liked this video, but Castro said it was a pain in the ass.

The Pictures: Being a big fan of toilet humor, I thought you might enjoy these pictures of some unusual urinals.

This Date In History: 1542; Catherine Howard, fifth wife of King Henry VIII, loses her head (pun intended) not long after two of her accused lovers fall victim to the same demise. 1566; The city of St. Augustine is founded by Spanish explorer Pedro Menendez de Aviles. 1966; The Rolling Stones appear for the first time on the Ed Sullivan Show.

The gentleman was at the Super Bowl when he spied a vacant seat on the 50 yard line. He asked the old man sitting next to the unoccupied seat if someone was sitting there. The old man replied that no one was sitting there, in fact, it belonged to him."It was my wife's seat but she passed away", the old man lamented. "This will be the first time since 1987 that she's not here with me".

The gentleman asked, "Don't you have a relative or friend, even a neighbor to come with you?"

The old man replied, "No, their all at the funeral."  

Birthdays: Chuck Yeager, test pilot (1923)

This Just In: Paddy, the Irishman, was driving up and down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and there were no parking spaces. Looking up to heaven, he said,"Lord, have pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I'll attend Mass every Sunday and give up me Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking space appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one".

A blonde woman was sitting at home next to her husband when a man on the radio said, "In order to aid the city with snow removal, please park your car on the odd numbered side of the street. The woman got up, went outside and moved her car as instructed. 

The next day, the same statement was broadcast on the radio and the announcer asked the public for the same help, except that they were asked to park on the even numbered side of the street.

The following day, the same public announcement was being broadcast when the power suddenly went out. The worried and upset wife said to her husband, "What should I do? They didn't say which side of the street to park on."

The husband looked over to his wife and said, "Honey, why don't you leave it in the garage, this time?"  

That's it for today my little chickies. More Tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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