Wednesday, February 7, 2007

The Sharks and Barracudas Move In ! Sensationalist Media Bastards !

Lisa Nowak, the astronaut, who, now, allegedly tried to murder a female rival in a love triangle has been released on bond after two, count 'em, two hearings.  To begin, I believe the lady needs some help, but let's take a gander at her modus operandi. An educated woman, thus I'm given an insight as to her capabilities to plan things, was to attempt to kidnap and then murder her rival using a can of mace and a BB gun.

How does one kidnap a person on foot? Assuming that's possible, what are you going to do, mace her and then shoot her repeatedly with a BB gun, while wearing rubber gloves? Give me a break! Ok, charge her with assault and battery, then send her on her way, right? Wrong, astronaut breath!

If this was Jane Doe and this crap happened, she would have been charged with asault and battery, and that's it! The media bastards who obviously had a bad news day, ran the shit up the flagpole. She was the main subject of Larry King's program last night. I guess Larry has forgotten his little scandal in Miami during his radio days. Oh, you didn't know that?

The Pictures: Frankie Laine, one of the most popular entertainers during the 1950's, died yesterday at the age of 93. Frankie's recordings sold over 100 million songs with 20 gold records, including "That Lucky Old Sun", "Mule Train" and "I believe" 

This Date In History: 1884; The last sanctioned bare knuckles fight is fought in Mississippi City, Mississippi. John L. Sullivan retains his heavyweight crown defeating Jack Kilrain. 1964; British rock group, The Beatles, arrive at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City to begin their 1st U.S. tour. 1986: Jean-Claude Duvalier leaves the Presidency of Haiti and flees to France.

It's Wednesday and that means Karaoke night at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub. Frantz will be back tonight to emcee the show. Happy Houris from 4-7 p.m. and Karaoke starts at 6:00 p.m. Hope to see you there.

Birthdays: John Deere, inventor (1804), Charles Dickens, English novelist (1812), Sinclair Lewis, novelist (1885).

Just To Remind You: Simon Cowell is an asshole ! Mathew Lesko, the idiot with the black and yellow suit with the question marks on it should be tarred and feathered and forced to listen to 1,000 hours of his moronic, mindless commercials!

The United States government sent 360 tons of $100 bills (12 billion dollars cash) to Iraq and can't find it. The government oversight committee is investigating. 

Oversight? An oversight is when you realize you're peeing in the dirty clothes hamper and you've tossed your dirty socks into the toilet. An oversight is when you close your hand before it reaches your wine glass and you knock the glass into your date's lap. An oversight is when you refer to your partner as "Baby" because the name you printed on her forehead has worn off.

When you lose 360 tons of $100 blls, it's refered to as a major XXXX-UP !

That's it for today, my little muskrats. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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