Friday, February 9, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith Dies and The Vultures Circle !

The death of Anna Nicole Smith is very sad, but even sadder is all of the cockroaches that come out of the woodwork, since Anna Nicole's child, Danielynn, now comes with a potential inheritance of over 400 million dollars.

Cockroach "A", attorney and alleged husband, Howard K. Stern, a recent graduate of the Anna Nicole Smith School of How To Screw Someone Out Of Their Money (which is redundant because being an attorney, in and of itself, would suffice), is very concerned about the child's welfare. Cockroach "B", photographer Larry Birkhead, insists that the child is his. Cockroach "C", the estranged sister of Anna Nicole is very concerned about her "niece's" welfare.

I wonder if these insects would be as concerned if the child didn't come with an estate of 400 million dollars? This deal will be in the courts for another ten years (and the barracudas continue to feed).

The Pictures: Anna Nicole Smith (I tried to select pictures that weren't degrading because on AOL alone there were 54 pictures).

This Date In History: 1950;  Senator Joseph McCarthy claims the State Department has been infiltrated by Communists. He is later censured for his tactics.  1964;  Ed Sullivan presents the Beatles on his weekly variety show, helping to advance the careers of the "Fab Four". 1971;  Satchel Paige is inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame.

Fridays are great because I get to see my friends! Join me at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub for happy hour today. Kenny starts performing at 6:00 p.m..

Birthdays: William Henry Harrison, ninth President of the United States (1773), Dean Rusk, statesman (1909), Carmen Miranda, dancer and singer (1909).  

This Just In: An Asian gentleman was at the currency exchange at his bank, exchanging yen for dollars. He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty dolla. Why it change?"

The teller shrugged and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian man replied, "Fluc you white people, too!"

That's it for today my little currency changers. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

1 comment:

talentmatterslv said...

Hmmmm.  I think maybe the most disgusting cockroach to emerge so far hadn't crawled out fom the gilded turd under which he usually resides by the time you wrote this blog.  Now that he has, aren't you completely and TOTALLY nauseated by "Prince" Frederick Von Asshole?  I'm posting this comment on Monday, Feb. 12, and it has been widely reported that now HE is going to file a paternity claim with the courts.  Please pass the Compazine for now - it will keep me from barfing.  If his motion carries in court and he is taken seriously (which I doubt), I'll need Immodium to control projectile diarrhea.    

SHAME on the brain dead media for giving that repellent piece of trash TWO SECONDS worth of air time.  He should be horse whipped, caned, scourged.  I volunteer to administer such.

Kristen
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