Ah, you know me! Why face the facts when you can buffalo them with bullshit (No pun intended). I decided today would be enlightening and what's more enlightening than to go for toilet humor! It easy and everyone likes a good fart joke now and then. Well, check out the new product featured in today's video. It's called Wizmark, and I love it. I could do a half hour on this!
The premise is that it warns you if you've drank too much. What if there were three urinals side by side and each message was different? The urinals would be having a conversation and the pissors (?) would be be listening to the pissees (?). I gotta stop because I'll be here all day. Don't ya just love it!
The Pictures: (1) is a picture of an actual outdoor public restroom. (2) Go inside and see. You can see out, but no one can see in. Could you pee under those conditions? (3) Pope John's John? (4) Go for it, Hillary! (5) My brother's bar-b-cue (6) All the comforts of home..... (7) And you can take it with you!
This Date In History: 1959; Fidel Castro claims dictatorial power of Cuba following his overthrow of Fulgencio Batista. Dictaphone up your ass, Fidel.
Fridays mean happy hour at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub. Come join me for a drink! The first one's on you.
You might recall I spoke of a new urinal deodorant that talks to you? Well, since I knew you wouldn't believe me, I downloaded it for you. So stop in and take a peek. On second thought never take a peek, leave a peek.
Birthdays: Sony Bono (1935)
You thought I was kidding? Imagine if you're in the restroom and you hear the message from the urinal deodorant. You're half in the bag and you think it's the guy standing next to you. "Piss on you, buddy! I'm not drunk!".
That's it for today my little piss ants. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !