You have to call it something, so let's call it Monday. Probably the least popular day of the week, it has it's place. It buffers Tuesday, the knuckle down day of the week from Sunday, the day of rest. I think "Mundane Day" has a better ring, but that's just me.
We have two early nominees for this week's "Cat Ass Trophy". MSNBC's Don Imus of the "Imus In The Morning Show" and Perennial (A) Al Sharpton.
Don Imus, although sometimes acid tongued, is usually a witty and humorous type. He and his wife run a free camp for children with cancer and though he sometimes nears the line, he normally doesn't cross it. Over the weekend, he referred to the Rutgers women's basketball team as a bunch of "nappy headed ho's." Not real bright, Mr Imus.
Al Sharpton, who yells "racist" if you ask for black coffee, is a different story. He along with Jesse Jackson, is always there to jump on the ebony bandwagon like a fly on manure. Imus went on Al Sharpton's radio show today to apologize for his stupid remark and Sharpton said to him, "Le me ax you a question. Are you going to resign from you show?" Imus replied, "No." (You 'da man, Al!)
The Pictures: Today's featured musical artist, Harry Connick, Jr.
This Date In History: 1865; Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrenders his troops to Union General, Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox, Virginia, paving the way for the end of the Civil War. 1970; Paul McCartney announces the official breakup of The Beatles (gasp!).
Zach Johnson won the Master Golf Championship Sunday and the coveted Green Jacket at Augusta. Tiger Woods held the lead briefly but faded.
Birthdays: Eric Ludendorf, German officer and World War I strategist (1865), Sir Robert Helpman, actor and dancer, (1909), Jean-Paul Belmondo, actor (1933).
TMZ.com has reported that Howard K. Stern has said he would not stand in Larry Birkhead's way if tomorrow's hearing for the DNA tests show Birkhead is Dannielynn's father.
The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Someone has put a self portrait of Anna Nicole Smith on Ebay to the tune of $1,700,00 dollars. Ah, ya gotta love opportunists.
Cryptic and Blatant Hello's: My Perfect Martini, Tania, Indigo, Mary, Marc,Rosie,Danny and Chico, Jackie, Emilio and Melina, Carmen, Possum S. Hemmingway, Lourdes,Hector and Cristina, My Sweet Nicole, J.C., Barbie, Carlos Oliva, Brenda, Victor, Lydia and Al, Kristen, Pam, Stupid Jimmy, Joe at AOL, and the rest of my little sweet pies (You Know Who You Are).
That's it for today, my little Easter eggs. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !