Yeah, it's Monday, a necessary day to allow us to get to the Tuesday, the "get things done day"(Git-R-Dun). I accept Mondays the same way as I accepted my wives (a curse from God). Kidding ! (not).
So is it the consensus that I should buy new towels or keep on mowing? My buddy, who's a little overweight, said he's on weight watchers. Hell, once you've passed 50, that's the only ones who will go out with you. My friend asked her grandson if he could name the parts of the five bowels and he responded, "Sure, A-E-I-O-U". My lady friend, who's adopted, was with me last evening and I asked her, "Who's your Daddy?" She said, "I don't know," The lonely female brain cell somehow found herself in a male brain and it was all empty and quiet. Nervously, she cried out, "Is anyone here?" After a brief silence, she heard, "We're down here."
The Pictures: Gloria Estefan, today's featured artist.
This Date In History: 1616; William Shakespeare, English dramatist and poet, often considered the greatest playwright in history, dies on his birthday in Stratford-upon-Avon, England. 1789; U.S. President George Washington and his wife, Martha, move into the first executive mansion, the Franklin House, in New York; the White House is built ten years later. 1969; Sirhan Sirhan is sentenced to death for the 1968 assassination of Robert F. Kennedy; the sentence is later reduced to life in Prison.
Here's Miami's own, Gloria Estefan.
Birthdays: William Shakespeare, playwright and poet (1564), James Buchanan, President of the United States and producer of an excellent scotch (1791), Stephen Douglas, politician (1813), Shirley Temple Black, actress (1928).
The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Here's my friend, the Plumber:
That's it for today. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !