Thursday, April 26, 2007

Time Was On My Side !

The morning news on CNN was interesting in that authorities have captured "the most hated Dad in America". This slimebag, Byron Keith Perkins, was in jail when it was discovered that his son needed a kidney transpant in order to live. He promised authorities that if released, he would donate one of his kidneys to his son and become a better citizen and father. Upon his release, he fled to Mexico, where he lived for one year until his capture. In the interim, his son received a kidney from an anomymous donor and is in good physical health. My hopes are that upon his return to the penitentary, he will become the roomate and bitch of a six foot, five inch brother named Bubba, and will remain so until the scumbag dies.

On a kinder note, The New York Post reports that Rosie O'Fat Ass wanted to take over "The View" by herself. Moreover, the Post's source said ABC could have kept her by buying out Barbara Walters contract, but decided they'd had enough of O'Fat Ass (really?).

The Pictures: Check out the little pooch picture that was sent to me yesterday. Canine competition for the "Cat Ass Trophy" ? Nah, too cute ! I've added an album cover of The Rolling Stones circa 1963-65. They're the featured artists today. As always, there's some more hidden little gems in there.

Here's the Rolling Stones, today's featured artist performing "Time Is On My Side".


This Date In History: 1607; Captain John Smith and other colonists land at Cape Henry, Virginiaand establish the first permanent British colony in the New world (How can you discover and establish a colony on property where someone else is already living?). 1865; John Wilkes Booth, President Abraham Lincoln's assassin, is cornered and either commits suicide or is killed. 1989; Actress and comedian Lucille Ball, star of "I Love Lucy" dies in Los Angeles.

Nice to see Regis Philbin this morning on "Live" after a six week recovery from a heart bypass.  

Birthdays: John James Audobon, naturalist, ornitholgist and artist (1875), Charles Richter, seismologist , (1900).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Thanks to my sister, Jeanne, for these "Updated Songs From The 1960's".

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker.

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin - Splish Splash I was Having A Flash.

Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends.

Roberta Flack - The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver.

Marvin Gaye - I heard It Throught The Grapenuts.

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times, To The Bathroom.

The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone.

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman Hear Me Snore.

Willie Nelson - On The Commode Again.  

That's it for today, my little teeny boppers. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !  


bamawmn46 said...

I love watching 'I Love Lucy'... that show is still funny as ever.... In fact, there were a couple of times I was in similar situations as Lucy and/or Ethel... you gotta luv Ethel, too.....  

BTW, I have read it and forgotten it... I worked a 13-hr day yesterday... i'm really not blonde.... just have the blonde moments sometimes! I'm now working for the weekend!!!!!!!

Have a good one!!

rdautumnsage said...

Justice would be to take his kidneys and leave him wearing a bag for the rest of his natural life, which wouldn't be long without the kidneys. Let him suffer the pain and torment he inflicted on his own son, all while he is in jail being some six ft. Bubba's bitch. What the hell is with some parents. It amazes me you need to take a test to drive, but you can breed and procreate without any kind of censure. I'm sure that last statement would raise some debate. I'm just so tired of these self centered , cruel assinine messed up people calling themselves parents. (Hugs) Indigo

rhotshoes said...

Your journal keeps getting better and better as I keep reading it.  That father does not what it is to be a real parent.  He should pay the consequence.