Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Fifteen British Soldiers To Be Freed !

The serious side of me gives me the pleasure to report that the 15 British hostages are going to be freed, perhaps as early as today. Thank you, lord.

Bill O'Reilly and Rosie O'Fat Ass are feuding over O'Fat Ass' recent stupidity about the World Trade Center tower 7. O'Reilly (who's also nearing the "A" portal), stated that he thought ABC should fire O'Fat Ass.  

The hearing on the DNA evidence for baby Danielynn was continued until next Tuesday, due to the fact that Dr. Baird, who performed the tests was unable to attend the hearing. Baird reportedly had flight problems. 

Then, we have Sanjaya ! Although short on talent, he does not qualify as yet for any epithets, but he's getting on my nerves. The reason that I'm hedging on classifying him is that, a), He's done nothing so stupid as to cause his instant qualification in The "A" category, and b), (Asshole) Simon Cowell doesn't like him and has threatened to quit the show if Sanjaya wins (be still my heart). 

(Asshole) Howard Stern, of Sirius Radio is promoting all of his listeners to vote for Sanjaya in an effort to undermine the American Idol show (as I don't watch any of those garbage TV show, I'm not too sure if I'm against Stern's plan).    


The Pictures: American Idol (?) Sanjaya, in all his glory, followed by nauseum, then Rosie O'Fat Ass, and then.....? 

This Date In History: 1818; Congress approves the United States flag, with bold red and white stripes and 20 stars; a new star is to be added for each state. 1850; Los Angeles is incorporated as a new city the same year that California is admitted into the Union. 1949; NATO is formed by 12 western democratic nations, including the United States and Great Britain. 1964; The Beatles hold the top 5 spots on Billboard's Top 100, setting a new record. 1968; American civil rights leader Martin Luther King is assassinated in Memphis, Tennessee; in 1969 James Earl Ray pleads guilty to the shooting.


Birthdays: Maya Angelou, poet and entertainer, (1928), Anthony Perkins, actor (1932).

The hits just keep on coming ! I'm looking forward to O'Reilly vs O'Fat Ass ! Perhaps O'Reilly will attempt to wrest the coveted "Cat Ass Trophy" from last weeks recipient Howard K.Stern. 

That's it for today my little sharpshooters. Hope to see you tonight at Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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chrischancegmail said...

LOl of course sanjay is gonna win it just shows how f*cking idiotic the whole show has become i mean when the judges are actually talking about quitting because its so pathetic somethings gotta change

Chris |

rdautumnsage said...

When American Idol first came out I watched it simply because my teenage daughter at the time found it fascinating. Now? It's so far off the scale if it wasn't for the advert. and others telling me what was going on I truly wouldn't know or care. As for Rosie, I thought she was nothing but mouth way back when she used to be popular. (hugs) Indigo