Tuesday, April 29, 2008

There's Fire In The News This Week !

It's amazing that all of a sudden, Barack Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong, has attempted to distance himself from Jeremiah Wright. In fact, Wright nailed it on the head, when he inferred that Obama's first reaction to Wright's original remarks and videos of his hateful and damning sermon, was political posturing. Obama was attempting to keep the black vote while attempting to appease and gain the white vote. Obama didn't attempt to cut his ties with him until he realized that the public reaction to Wright's latest remarks was torpedoing his candidacy.

Although Jeremiah Wright is an obvious jerk and a former CAT Award winner, he has done the nation a service in shedding a true light on Obama's hidden agenda, that being, say what the people want to hear. Obama is simply cutting his losses and should have cut his ties with the likes of Jeremiah Wright a long time ago. But he didn't ! Imagine, if you will, Rev Jeremiah Wright being the spiritual advisor and mentor to the president of the United States.

Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montanais the 15 year old daughter of country singer, Bill Ray Cyrus. She recently posed for pictures with her father for Vanity Fair magazine. There has been quite a reaction to these photographs and Miley Cyprus has apologized for the pictures calling them embarrassing. It seems to me both Miley and her father knew well how the pictures looked as they had handlers and advisors all over the set during the shoot. Their apologies came after a poor public reaction.

One of the funniest reactions came from Howard Stern, the low life scum bag whose television show always featured half-naked women. Stern called Billy Ray Cyrus an opportunist and called the father-daughter photograph "weird." Talk about the pot calling the kettle black ! Here's the pic, judge for yourselves.


The Pictures: Today's photographs are a mix of many single theme pictures that I've discovered in my travels on the Internet. Although a bit eclectic, I think you'll enjoy them. 

This Date In History: 1429; Joan of Arc, a 17-year-old French peasant convinced she has a divine mission to expel the British from France, leads troops into the besieged city of Orleans. 1945; German dictator Adolf Hitler marries Eva Braun in a Berlin Bunker. The following day, they commit suicide. 1980; British-born director Alfred Hitchcock, best known for psychological suspense films such as "Psycho", dies at age 80. 1984; Britain announces that its administration of Hong Kong will cease in 1997, when it will return the colony to China.

Birthdays: Alexander, emperor of Russia (1818), William Randolph Hearst, American publisher and political figure, who built up the America's largest chain of newspapers (1863), Duke Ellington, jazz composer, bandleader and pianist (1899), Hirohito, emperor of Japan (1901), Zubin Mehta, conductor (1936).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming:

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot girl walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..."

Thinking he might get lucky, he says, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, puts two of her fingers in his mouth and he begins thinking, "I'm in!!!" She says, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" The bartenders says, "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" The guy says, "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, he eats everything in sight. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and then eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" The man says, "Now what?" The bartender says, "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!"

The guy says, "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

That's it for today my little Pez dispensers. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !


garnett109 said...

yeah I know howard stern is a scumbag , but he is off the wall and fun to listen to when he was on fm radio.

lsfp1960 said...

"Imagine, if you will, Rev Jeremiah Wright being the spiritual advisor and mentor to the president of the United States." My response~SCARY !!!!    I do think the picture of Smiley and her daddy is a little weird. But it could have been more weird.  I could care less what this gal does but I've seen her on different shows and her main fan base are little girls between the ages of 5 & 12 years old.  She has now set a very poor example for those little girls (in my opinion) and if I had a child that age...I would purge the house of all Smiley pictures, CD's and whatever.  And...my grand daughter is the same age as Smiley (Meg will be 16 on July 4th) and she does NOT dress or act like that.  Of course she's been brought up by parents who have taught her the meaning of modesty.  Something a lot of 15 year old girls know nothing about.  They seem to be growing up and trying to act like adults way too soon and their parents allow it.   My feeling is that if Disney didn't want Annette wearing a 2 piece bathing suit all those years ago, they may drop Smiley like a hot potato if they want to keep their "family values" image.  Smiley is just a kid...her daddy and mommy should be the ones apologizing for putting their little girl out there like that.  Ok, I will now step down off my soap box.....Linda in WA  

bamawmn46 said...

LOL, Jimmy, you can make a song out of anything!!!!!!! LOL

mariebm56 said...

I really don't see what the big fuss is over the photo with BRC & his daughter.  The top photo, however, is not appropriate for a young teen.
Loved your jokes...├ť

ksquester said...

I'm still laughing at the monkey.    I think I shall never order a drink with a cherry in it again.   Anne

fowfies said...

I dont know, its a father daughter picture. I dont think Vanity Fair was the magazine for them. It just not 'them'. Shelby was a bit disappointed when I told her of the video as she is her idol. I was surprised when she told me she hadnt heard about the photo. I told her it was a big mistake and didnt really expect the pictures to be looking like they did. It was supposed to be artistic from what I heard, but turned out looking kind of odd. Kelly

shrbrisc said...

honestly I thought this photo was great it was the ones of her alone I had a problem with .. half naked 15 year old children don't appeal to me . I agree with you about obama omg will the democratic people wake up and kick this man to the curb I mean damn what else does he ,his wife or his pastor have to do to wake up people .