Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Tax Day Has Passed - Let's Party !

Happy Hump Day to everyone on this bright and sunny Wednesday. I strayed from my normal Tuesday routine and went over to see my pal, Emilio, to play some games of dominoes....and I killed him ! Don't fret my little snow bunnies, his death was figurative, not literal. The last time we played, he absolutely destroyed me and payback was very pleasant.

Hump Day means I'll be off on my usual evening trek to AREA 51, most probably at Lakes Cafe and Pub. I feel a little more adventurous than I normally do, so chances are I'll make the rounds tonight, diagnosing and taking care of any and all worldly and social problems. Tax day's passed, now it's time to console some of my favorite tax payers.

Speaking of Lakes Cafe, my pal and oft times singing partner, the lovely Gipsy, will be hosting the Karaoke show on Friday and Saturday ! Yes, my little vocalists, Saturday has been added to Lakes Cafe for Karaoke, so put on your singing hats and come on over and visit us on Friday and Saturday. You'll have a great time, I guarantee it !

Odds And Ends: They've been studying parking habits of the male and female species to determine how quick a parking lot fills up when a sale has been announced. Here's a picture of the ladies parking lot.

                     

What can I say?

The Pictures: Today's pics are varied, basically because I've gotten scads of singletons hanging around and they're pretty good so take a look.

This Date In History: 1912; Pilot Harriet Quimby becomes the first woman to fly across the English Channel. 1917; Vladimir Lenin returns to Russia after years of exile to lead the radical socialist Bolshevik party to power during the October Revolution. 1962; Broadcast journalist Walter Cronkite becomes anchor of the CBS Evening News. 1999; Hockey star, Wayne Gretzky, announces his retirement from professional hockey.

Birthdays: My Perfect Martini - Have A Great One, my love (19XX),  Anatole France, novelist (1844), Wilbur Wright, aeronautical engineer and pilot, (1867), Charley Chaplin, English motion-picture actor, director and producer (1889), Sir Peter Ustinov, actor, director, producer and writer (1921).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: My pal, Victor sent me this very important information about the dreaded.....

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid that she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Wang Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off your crose." The woman did as she was told. Dr. Chang said, "Now, get down and  craw reery, reery, fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." The woman did what he said.

Dr. Changshook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease, dat why you haf no sex o dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

I'll probably have a drink tonight with either my spiritual advisor, Johnny Walker Black or his associate. Mr. Dewars. In either case, we are all in agreement with the following poster....

                        

I can assure that they're right. Whether Iimbibe or not, there's not a snowball's chance in hell that my lips would get within a ten foot pole's distance away from these beauties.

That's it for today my little glow worms. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

6 comments:

garnett109 said...

The picture on the bottom scares the hell out of me!

shrbrisc said...

You are so bad , but I have always liked a bad boy so I am sending you kisses and hugs today
hugs
Sherry

midwestvintage said...

 What a hysterical posters, come on Jimmy, one little pucker for the girls!  LOL.  I love dominoes.  I play it on pogo and lose all the time though.  Damn computer partner knows all the moves.

                   Julie

lsfp1960 said...

I haven't heard the "Ed Zachary Disease" one for a long time.  Still funny!   Wouldn't you fall off your stool if Bob & I walked into your watering hole this November when we show up there? Except that we get in on a Sunday morning about the time you get home.   Linda in Washington state

ma24179 said...

Hope you had a wonderful evening. Cute joke :) -Missy http://journals.aol.com/ma24179/MISSYZSTUFF

fowfies said...

Hey Jimmy, I finally got on over here and I am reading up on you. You have a wonderful sense of humor! I agree who would WANT to kiss them without drinking first at least...lol. Kelly