Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday Monday - Welcome My Friend !

Although this is Mundane Monday, I must admit that I welcome a slow and non-intrusive day and I can use the rest. I went to AREA 51 at Lakes Cafe on Friday evening and the joint was jumping when I arrived. My pal and karaoke show emcee, Gipsy, was going strong and there were a lot of participants in the karaoke show.

I met with my friends Emilio, Hector and Lourdes, Dr. Mark and Rosie and some of the other regulars, including owner Richard and his wife Sharon, all members of the normal Friday night crowd. My advisor for the evening was Mr. Dewars, a Scotsman of impeccable character and clarity and after the first cocktail, I mellowed right out and enjoyed the show.

I ended up singing "Georgia On My Mind" after encouragement by Mr. Dewars and we all had a nice time. I arrived home around 2:00, which by my latest standards, was a reasonable hour.

Danica Patrick Wins Indy Japan 300: Congratulations to Danica Patrick, who won the IndyCar race at Montegi, Japan Sunday, becoming the first woman to win in the history of the series. Patrick's win came in her 50th career start.

The Cats Ass Trophy: There were three nominees for the CAT Award last week, namely;

Alfred E. Neuman, actually nominated by Linda for the presidency, but by definition and default, a nominee for the CAT award. You might ask, how did I arrive at this theorem? Easy ! President = Bush = CAT Award nominee.

OPEC, nominated by Garnett, when oil prices reached $117 a barrel on Friday. OPEC cannot ever be a CAT Award nominee, because rule 112.6a in the CAT Award rules, state that any prospective nominee that can be nominated 24/7/365 is not  worthy  of  the Award.  It  is tantamount  to  nominating  feces  (caca, for the hard of understanding). Therefore, OPEC is disqualified.

The Men of the Texas Polygamist Sect, nominated by myself. The perverts who brainwash, mistreat and marry the women of their sect, a number of whom were under aged.

All things weighed and sorted, the winner of the CAT Award is the male members of the Texas Polygamist Sect. Good work guys ! The next time we thin the proverbial herd, you'll be on the list.

The Pictures: Can a kitten and a parakeet have a friendly relationship? Apparently so, and my pal, Anne sent me the pictures to prove it. Although the kitten may just be preping his future dinner, they seem to be pretty good buddies. These are one of those "awww" moments.

This Date In History: 1836; Shouting, "Remember the Alamo," General Sam Houston and his army of Texans defeat Mexican forces in the Battle of San Jacinto, winning independence for Texas. 1910; Mark Twain, author of the American classics "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," dies. 1918; Germany's World War I flying ace Manfred von Richthofen, the notorious Red Baron, is shot down behind enemy lines. 1960; Three years after construction of Brasilia began, the city replaces the crowded Rio de Janeiro as the capital of Brazil.

Birthdays: Friedrick Froebel, German educator and the originator of the kindergarten, founding the first school in Germany(1782), John Muir, naturalist, explorer and writer (1838), Elizabeth II, queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (1926), Iggy Pop, singer and songwriter (1947).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: The

Three women, one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to surprise their men. That night, all three will wear a S&M leather bodice, stilettos and masks over their eyes. A few days later they met again.

The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, four inch stilettos and the mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life' and then we made love all night long."

The mistress said, "It was fantastic, I wore the leather bodice, mega stilettos, the mask over my eyes and a robe. When I opened the robe, he didn't sat a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married woman then said, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. I put on the leather bodice, knee high stiletto boots and wore the dark mask over myeyes. My husband came home from work, grabbed a beer from the refrigerator and the remote control and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?' "

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes, the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says, "What is it with you? I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says, "I'm really sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

That's it for today my little flapjacks. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !


lsfp1960 said...

I heard on the news today that the 400 children removed from the sect compound in Texas were born to 140 (there abouts) women and all were fathered by about 70 men.  That is just sick!  They deserve the CAT Award for eternity.   Linda in freezing Washington state  

bamawmn46 said...

I think that is an excellant CAT award! pervs...

Jackie in 'dang, i've mowed and boy, do I need a shower' of Alabama

garnett109 said...

Oh Jeeze I got caught ,I'd thought you forgot about Rule 112 section 6a in the cats ass hand book! Me Bad!

shrbrisc said...

WAY TO GO Danica ! She did a wonderful job, and Congratulations to the CAT award winners  once again you made great picks... I hope you have a wonderful week

ksquester said...

haaaaaaaaa, think I'm going to pass the lawyer joke on to my son.........who is going through a divorce.  We both need the laugh!    Anne

ma24179 said...

Glad to hear you had a nice time with your friends on Friday night, nothing better than a good time with the buddies...the cat and bird pictures are adorable but I believe instinct will eventually kick in and then... well, I will feel sorry for that bird. have a great night. (((HUGS)))) -Missy

midwestvintage said...

 Fun with buddies, I had the same type of evening.  Take care Jimmy.