Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"To The Hump, To The Hump, To The Hump, Hump, Hump !"

Wow ! Hump Day already ! With Monday off and a restful Tuesday, today, like The Lone Ranger, just kinda slipped up on me. So, I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly what my entry would contain and I kept drawing a blank. My mind kept wandering off (and then I'd have to get up and get it) and I couldn't seem to concentrate. Therefore, I decided to just go with it and see where my wandering little mind would take me.

My first stop was my video collection and I started watching the videos until I came upon one that I had completely forgotten about. Watching this youngster also reminds you that if you really try and concentrate, you can do anything.


Methinks that baby is a boy because he seemed to take pleasure in his accomplishment. I'm sure that his father will train him well, beginning with every lad's first experience with his father, the old "pull my finger" trick. For some reason, my guess that this tradition has been passed on from father to son for many generations.

It's Hump Day so I'll be heading to AREA 51, the exact location of which remains in the air. I'd like to go by Lakes Cafe for happy hour, but by the same token, I also feel like playing dominoes. Who knows, maybe one of my lady friends will call and then it will really be destination unknown ! We'll see.

Some Think Obama Can Walk On Water but I've got pictures on how "the great exaggerator" does it..... 


The Pictures: My pal, Garnett, was "itching" to sent me these pics of the Olympic Gardens in Beijing, China. I've added a few "different"  photographs as well. 

This Date In History: 1929; "On With The Show", the first talking movie that is all in color debuts at New York City's Winter Garden theater. 1934; The identical Dionne quintuplets are born in Ontario, Canada. The girls are made wards of the government and put on display at a theme park called Quintland. 1980; The first Islamic parliament, the Majlis, opens in Iran. 1987; West German Mathias Rust flies a private plane unchallenged through Soviet airspace and lands in Moscow's historic Red Square.

Birthdays: William Pitt, British prime minister (1759), Thomas Moore, poet (1779), Jim Thorpe, athlete (1888), Ian Flemming, British novelist and creator of the character, James Bond (1908), Jerry West, professional basketball player and coach (1938).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming:

Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest taxrate at 75 percent.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine

That's it for today my little Jetsons. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !


garnett109 said...

I shit you not, the Dionne Quintuplets were related some how to my dad

lsfp1960 said...

Picture #25 reminds me of my Gabi~begging for a treat when she has dry food available at all times in two locations in this humble abode.  The video~that baby certainly had a well powdered bottom !  The Obama Lama Ding Dong cartoon is great and thankfully I will only be a faint memory in 2056 !  Have fun this evening and behave yourself. Linda in dreary Washington

midwestvintage said...

The Obama cartoon is great and so perfect.  Love the gardens.  Wish I was there right now.


pm71blackfen said...

The one about the camera shutter and woman with her mouth shut made me laugh out loud!  After having a three and a half hour lunch with an aunt and a cousin today I can vouch for that - we didn't stop talking!

I love reading your journal entries, for someone who didn't know what he was going to write about, you didn't do too bad!!  Pat

nhd106 said...

Oh those gardens are beautiful...I wonder if the artists are going to get good karma now.
; )


jmorancoyle said...

    Annex Mexico!

ksquester said...

The glimpse into the future made me really howl.  Just got back to KS.........didn't even have to click my rubie reds together.   Anne

mpnaz58 said...

Hey, who knows...remember when 2001 A Space Odyssey was a LONG way off!?Now, its come and done went!!  LOL...too funny.  I've been a day off this week, though on Friday, I'll be sure of the day...hee hee, how does that work?
xoxo ~Myra

lanurseprn said...

Those gardens were REALLY cool! And that video did make me laugh. Enjoyed your entry Jimmy.

shrbrisc said...

lmao I love it I agree with the clip it if weren't for the white people holding his feet he would sink lmao