Thursday, May 15, 2008

Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig !

I beat the paper boy home by at least two hours this morning. I'd tell you the exact time time, but it would be a guess at best. Checking my watch in the wee hours is not one of my fortes. I'm just happy I found my way home. This leaving a trail of breadcrumbs trick works rather well.

I made it over to Lakes Cafe and Pub around 11:00 last night. I would have gotten there earlier but I stopped by my pal, Emilio's house and we ended up having a couple of scotches at his house just shooting the breeze. It was a slow evening there and there weren't many people there. The Wednesday night Texas hold-em poker game was on and that's about it. We ended up going back to Emilio's house and played dominoes 'til late.

On A Personal Note I found a way to remember the names of the women I meet.


John Edwards announced his support of Barack Obama yesterday. I wonder if someone is fishing for a vice-presidential position?

My Pal, Garnett has resorted to showing his ass for money! He says, it's because he needs the money for gas for his wife, Debbie's car. Personally, I think he's just proud of his ass and would probably show it for free. I've seen his ass and I don't think it is anything out of the ordinary, but you be the judge...


The Pictures: Things you don't normally see in Cinncinnati unless you're working at WKRP. What does this mean? I have no idea but I needed about three lines of text to fill this space. Go ahead and look at the pictures anyway 'cause I think you'll enjoy them. 

This Date In History: 1567; Mary, Queen of Scots, marries her third husband, James Hepburn, 4th Earl of Bothwell, who was acquitted of complicity in her former husband's murder. 1930; United Airlines introduces the first stewardesses on a flight from San Francisco, California to Cheyenne, Wyoming. 1940; Nylon stockings go on sale for the first time in the United States. 1941; Baseball player Joe Dimaggio begins a 56 game hitting streak. 1957; Great Britain drops a hydrogen bomb on Christmas Island in the Pacific,becoming the third nation, after the United States and the Soviet Union, with thermonuclear capabilities. 1988; The Soviet Union begins withdrawing its forces from Afghanistan nearly a decade after invading the country.

Birthdays: L. Frank Baum, novelist and writer of a series of books about a magical fairyland called Oz (1856), Pierre Curie, physicist (1859), Joseph Cotton, actor (1905), Madeleine Albright, U.S. diplomat and secretary of state (1937).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Today's joke comes by way of my pal, Andy the Bastard (that's his name folks, don't shoot the messenger) and is rated PG.

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, "Top of the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?" She replied, " Aye, that ye did Father."

The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones, yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father."The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband." She said, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well Father!"

The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" She answered, "Oh, yes, Father! Two sets of twins and 4 singles, eight in all!"

The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer hoosband doing?" She said, "E' gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle!"

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls with buttons on the side. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" His father responded,"Son, I have never seen this before. It says 'elevator', but I don't know what that word means."

At that moment, an elderly lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed the button. The walls opened and the lady rolled her wheelchair between then and entered into a small room. The walls closed and they watched small circles of light with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out. The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your mother!"

That's it for today my little nanny goats. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !


garnett109 said...

Jim you posted the wrong picture ,That is a picture of my twin brother's Ass!

lsfp1960 said...

Sometimes I'm afraid to look at your pictures~ya just never know what will be there.  You posted another crop of good ones.  Speaking of WKRP...I wonder if they have that out on DVD?  I loved that show. I'll have to check on that.  If I left a trail of breadcrumbs, the dang crows would eat them and I'd be lost forever. Linda in Washington

silverdoe64 said...

I swear that pic of Garnett's ass is going to be all over the internet soon-whether it's him or his twin, I hope he is making big bucks...

ksquester said...

Have I told yo lately that I love you?   Sounds like a song, doesn't it?  Well, I do!  You are wonderufl................Anne

bamawmn46 said...

I like picture #15.... easier way to turn men on....

Go ahead and groan... you're the one listening to Brittany Spears singing 'I'm in the nude for love...'  <grin>


jmorancoyle said...

    As usual, enjoyed the jokes. When it comes to your photos, I'm just happy I'm not that sensitive. They're funny.

luvrte66 said...

Sounds like you had a good night, if a little low-key. Hey, the weekend is comin'!


pm71blackfen said...

Love the jokes Jimmy, and the pictures, especially number 11!
Sounds like you had a pretty tame night last night, I'm disappointed in you!! ~~ Pat

shrbrisc said...

you should be well rested for the weekend lol have a great time tonight

lanurseprn said...

You are definitely a night owl!! Glad you had a good time and made it home safely!
LOL on the jokes. Too funny!
Pam xoxox