I can see it now....fade in.... Irving enters the room, "Hey Murray, what's today's date? (Murray) "the 4th"..(Irving) "the 4th?" ..(Murray) "10-4" ..(Irving) "ten for what?"..(Murray) "October" ..(Irving) "October 10th?" ..(Murray) "October 4th''......fade to black.
I think that there really should be a third political party called the Republocrats or the Demlicans. It would consists of the "middle of the roaders" in both parties, thereby leaving the extremists in the remaining parties to feed on themselves. The mindset would be that if this new party can agree on 75 percent of all matters, to include guarding and protecting our borders against terrorists and any undocumented people, education and health care, then a lot more would get done in this nation. It would eliminate the gridlock in Congress, intelligent bills would be passed and frivolous, pork laden bills would be trashed canned. Just a thought !
The Pictures: Mostly amusing and chosen on the fly. I'm still experimenting with my pictures and I also want to return to playing a few music videos from time to time. You are getting sleepy, send Jimmy cash and............ I'll take it from here!
This Date In History: 1895; Horace Rawlins receives $150 as the winner of the innaugural U.S. Open Golf Championship. 1957; The Soviet Union launches Sputnik 1 into orbit. 1958; Trans-atlantic jet service begins. 1965; Pope Paul VI makes the first papal visit to the United States.
Birthdays: Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th president of the U.S. (1822), Frederic Remington, American painter, sculptor and writer (1861), Buster Keaton, actor and silent film star (1895), Charlton Heston, actor and director (1923).
The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Philosophy (Thanks to brother Kirt)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor ! Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Atheism is a non-prophet organization. The main reason Santa's so jolly is because he knows where the naughty girls are. I went to the library and asked where the self help section was. The woman said if she told me it would be defeating the purpose. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? What if there were no hypothetical questions? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synononym?
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting at the bar. He asks the lady, "May I buy you a drink?" The woman answers, "No, thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." The man says, "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" The woman replies, "No, they spread."
That's it for today, my little pet rocks. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !