Saturday, June 30, 2007

And The CAT Award Winner is.............?

The CAT Award is given this week to Bobby Lee Cutts, Jr and Myisha Ferrell (see pictures). These animals, far and away, are the most deserving recipients of this week's awards. Quite frankly, they are such disgusting dregs of the earth that it's almost insulting to the CAT Awards, itself, to even be associated with those animals. But, things need to be said and done, and we're here to carry the torch (or noose, for that matter).

Larry King deserves an honorable mention, in that, his interview of Paris Hilton puts him in the same category as NBC, the previous week's CAT winner. As you may recall, Larry's question of Paris' jail experiences reminded me of the fact that he has had that experience, himself. He was arrested and jailed in Miami in 1971 for Larceny.

Me? I had a fun evening with hosts, Lydia and Al. Friday was a crazy day and we lost quite a few of the players from AREA 51 since Wednesday night. This leads me to believe that I'm not the only one who's hurting from three days of partying. Dr Marc, who brought a cake and an amazing array of finger foods, and ladyfriend, Rosie, joined the party. It was fun, but laid back!

The Pictures: I haven't been able to obtain the rest of the other pictures from Wednesday and Thursday yet, but I'm working on it. I did discover some beautiful desert pictures and some amazing photographs of lightning. I had pictures from Cincinnati, but I can't locate them. As always, there's a few odds and ends thrown in.

This Date In History: 1859; French acrobat Charles Blondin, known as the Little Wonder, crosses Niagra Falls on a tightrope. 1866; Ninteen-year-old Arturo Toscanini makes an acclaimed conducting debut in Brazil as a substitute for the scheduled conductor of the opera, Aida. 1921; President Warren Harding names former president William H. Taft Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. 1936; Margaret Mitchell's novel, "Gone With The Wind" is published. An immediate bestseller, it becomes one of the most popular novels of the century.

Birthdays: Lena Horne, singer and actress (1917), Mike Tyson, heavyweight boxing champion (1966).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Thanks to my Perfect Martini and Beverly.

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at a California freeway offramp, each holding a sign. Jose is working on one side of the exit ramp and Carlos is working the other. Jose owns a Mercedes, his own home and has plenty of money. Carlos only makes about $20 a day.

Carlos crosses over to Jose's side and asks, "How do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills each day?" Jose responds, "Look at your sign. It says 'I'm out of work and I have six kids and a wife to support.' ."

"So?", says Carlos. Jose says, "Now, Look at mine." It read: I ONLY NEED TEN DOLLARS MORE TO MOVE BACK TO MEXICO.

Bob walked into a sports bar, sat down next to a beautiful blonde and stared at the TV. The local news was on and they were covering a man on top of a building threatening to jump.

The blonde said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "I know he'll jump!" The blonde said, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob pulled a $20 out of his pocket, laid it on the bar and said, "you're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on thebar, the man did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde, obviously upset, handed her money to Bob and said, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."

Bob said, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 news." The blonde said, " I did too. I just didn't think that he would do it again."

That's it for today, my little bombshells. More Monday !

Stay Tuned !

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ksquester said...

YOU are a strange mix.........I'm diggin' it!  Anne

nhd106 said...

Perhaps taking it easy on the partying ain't such a bad idea!!


bamawmn46 said...

This morning, I heard part of an interview with Larry King about HIS interview with Paris. He said some of it was, well, to put it in layman's terms, "BULL"...

Yep, I agree with your award!! I think they are well-deserving of it!!

To much partying can lead to either no good or lots of fun!!  LOL... Glad you survived and made your way back to us here in J-land. I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of troulbe you have gotten into these past couple of days!!  BTW, how you feeling today????  hehehehe

midwestvintage said...

 Loved the blonde joke and the mexican joke.  Thanks for the laugh.  Perfect people to give the awards to.


rhotshoes said...

We did have a wonderful time and you are very entertaining!  I just hope that Krystels opens up soon so that we can get our group together again.  Hope to see you this weekend.  

rdautumnsage said...

Yes, indeed you are a strange mix, but a lovable one. Anyone that gave journalist time to Paris deserves what they get. Loved the jokes this week and as always the pics! (Hugs) Indigo