Krystel's Restaurant and Nightclub was slow but sure last evening, unusually slow. It was nice to see Dr. Marc and Rosie. I was also happy to see my friend, Fermin, who plays percussion for "K.C. and the Sunshine Band". Rounding out AREA 51 was my buddy, Vega, who had flown in from Puerto Rico that morning, Dr. Saca Muela, Raul, SR the Golfer, Melina and Emilio, and my pal, Mario. We took some pictures with Melina's camera (a good one, 7.2 pixels) and the shots came out well. Hopefully, I will borrow the camera tomorrow night to see if I can figure out how to download the pictures into my computer.
The New York Post is reporting that ABC will give Paris Hilton one million dollars for her first interview after her scheduled release from the hoosegal on Monday. I would expect something stupid like this from the "rag" papers and magazines, but not from ABC. If this comes to fruition, I feel that we will have a nominee for this week's C.A.T. award. What do you think?
10:25 p.m. My Bad ! It's NBC, not ABC. NBC denies the claim stating they don't pay for interviews, but it's well known they can buy pictures or concerts and then mysteriously get an interview (per Anderson Cooper CNN).
Nice to see the street garbage continue to act like animals. Reportedly, a man hit a two year old child in the parking lot of his apartment complex by accident. The man stopped and went to the child's aid. A crowd gathered and began beating him. His friend, who was riding with him, got out of his car to help the man and the crowd beat the man to death. The driver and the child were only slightly injured. What is a two year old child doing playing in the parking lot? Where were the parents? And people wonder why they are disliked ! TIP: If you're in an area you don't know well and you hit someone...drive directly to the police station and turn yourself in. Better to leave the scene of an accident than to be the scene of the murder!
The Pictures: My perfect martini...hot and sexy, products that never quite made it, Paris Hilton and the "usual suspects".
This Date In History: 1786; The United States constitution takes effect after New Hampshire becomes the ninth state to ratify it. 1964; Future Hall of Famer and United States senator, Jim Bunning, pitches a perfect game for the Philadelphia Phillies. 1978; "Evita", a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Wright and Tim Rice opens in London.
Birthdays: SR the Golfer..Happy Birthday guy ! (19xx), Jean-Paul Sartre, French novelist (1905).
The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Lessons In Philosophy - Part Deux:
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Where to forest ranges go to "get away from it all"? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a parsley farmer is sued and loses, can they garnish his income? Is a fly without wings called a walk? If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked and homeless? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put braille on drive through bank machines? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do they get deer to cross the road at those yellow signs?
That's it for today, my little legal aliens. More philosophy tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !