Monday, June 4, 2007

Go Directly to Jail ! Do Not Pass Go !

Precious turned herself in to the L.A.P.D. last night to begin her 23 day sentence for violating a DUI order. After a brief appearance at the MTV Awards, Ms. Hilton slipped out of the audience and, with her mother and sister's help adverting the paparazzi, Paris went to jail. The Sheriff devised the "early entry" plan because the crush of paparazzi created a safety hazard. Paris will not have a cellmate at this time, but 'ya never know. My personal opinion of the paparazzi is that they should be shot on sight.

Bill France Jr, son of Nascar founder Bill France, Sr, died today. The France family heads the largest automobile racing sport in North America. He will be missed.

The Pictures: It dawned on me today that I may occasionally repeat pictures (Duh). Sometimes it's on purpose, sometimes it's due to Old Timers Disease. I currently have more than 1,000 pictures that I peruse each day to select a few for viewing and more stored in other areas, so....sorry 'bout that (Are you ready for the home? Not yet, but when I am, guess who's going with me? What? You heard me!). 

This Date In History: 1942; Near the Midway Islands, American and Japanese forces begin the three day Battle of Midway. 1989; Demonstrations end in Beijing's Tiantamen Square after the Chinese Army crushes the protesers. 2003; Television star, Martha Stewart, is indicted under charges including obstruction of justice and securities fraud.

Birthdays: George III, King of Great Britain and Ireland during the loss of America's Colonies (1738), Gerry Muligan, jazz saxophonist .(1927).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming:   O D D S   A N D   E N D S !

Many years ago, my wife said to me, "When I have a baby, I want to be knocked out and unconscious." I said, "That's how you got pregnant !" Did you know that when a baby poops his pants, you're not supposed to hit it with a rolled up newspaper ? No matter where you go, there you are ! I'm adding one more green item to balance out this paragraph. Are you paying attention?    

That's it for today, my little jailbirds. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned ! 


bamawmn46 said...

From MTV to jail.... what a way to go!  Wonder how she and Rosie would be as jail-mates??

lanurseprn said...

Paris's stint will go fast....and hopefully she'll learn from it.  I kind of doubt it though.  
I like all of your pics that you share!  

acoward15 said...

I would gladly be her cellmate. I know an opportunity when I see one!

frankandmary said...

I do feel a bit badly for her, as I do for all people who seem to not be able to learn anything. ~ Mary

rdautumnsage said...

So much for that one. Yes, I am late commenting lol, I can't seem to stay ahead of my daughters usage of my computer. K, where was I , oh yeah (yes, I do have a little of that old age thing going on to). Paris is not in jail but confined instead to house arrest for 40 days. They claim it's due to a medical problem but refuse to state what exactly. I think Mommy won and somehow paid her way out. As Mary said I feel bad for her, she doesn't get it nor will she ever. (Hugs) Indigo