Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It's Downhill Now ! Happy Humpday !

It's Wednesday, the "bridge over the river why", the downslope, the top of the hump, king of the hill, a number one, reason why Krystel's happy hour is the grease that oils the wheel of my downhill rollercoatster ride to Friday (now that's a rant if I've ever seen one.. Shut up !). 

In an AOL poll early this morning, (A) Rosie O'Diesel was voted the worst choice to replace the retiring Bob Barker on The Price Is Right. RO'FA garnered 71% of the vote in winning the worst choice category. Early front runners for the job are John O'Hurley and George Hamilton.

Larry Birkhead is asking for a court injunction to prevent his fired attorney, (A) Debra Opri, from spending the $650k she has in her client trust account. Interestingly, Regan McGorry, attorney for IMG, the agency that represents Opri, made a declaration that Opri directed IMG to wire more than $850k of Birkhead's money to her attorney-client trust account stating she had Birkhead's full authority. In a related story, Pamela Bach Hasslehoff fired Debra Opri yesterday after Opri lost her child custody court case with David Hasselhoff.   

The Pictures: A beautiful baby Manta Ray, some great pictures of India, a beautiful tiger, a bobcat and... (a partridge in a pear tree.. You're sick ! I know).

This Week In History: 1863; West Virginia becomes the 35th state. 1893; After a sensational murder trial, Lizzie Borden is acquited of the axe murders of her mother and father. 1910; Fanny Brice first appears in Florenz Zigfield's "Follies Of 1910". 1948; "Toast Of The Town", a variety show hosted by Ed Sullivan debuts on CBS. Later known as "The Ed Sullivan Show", it runs until 1971 as one of the most popular programs in American TV history.

Birthdays: Errol Flynn, actor (1909), Audie Murphy, war hero and actor (1924), Brian Wilson, Beach Boys songwriter and producer (1942).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Lessons In Philosophy - Part I 

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes then why are there still monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is that he knows where the bad girls live. I went to the library and asked where the self-help books were and the librarian said, "that would defeat the purpose". If someone with multiple personalities threatensd to kill himself, is it a hostage situation? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Is there another word for synonym?   

That's it for today, my little manta rays. More philosophy lessons tomorrow. See you tonight at Krystel's.

Stay Tuned !


bamawmn46 said...

My vote is for John Hurley to be Bob Barker's replacement!!  I just can't see George doing it... at all!  

Happy Hump Day to you, Jimmy!! Enjoy Krystel's tonight!!


nhd106 said...

Are those "Steven Wrightisms??"  It sounds like his kinda that guy!