Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Two Days to T-Day And I'm Getting Goofy !

If you watch the local and national evening news every day, I'm sure by now you've become accustomed to the brazen and wanton killings and robberies by the feces of our society. What you may not know is that police are heavily burdened with major crimes such as murder and homicide and cannot dedicate a lot of time to cases such as assaults and robberies, especially when no one is murdered or badly injured.

The scum that perpetrate these crimes take advantage of this, becoming more and more blatant in their crimes, and knowing full well that the police are unable to overly pursue them.

Well, guess what, Jamal? A Texas man living in Atlanta, Georgia spotted two criminals entering a home adjacent to his home and called 911. Frustrated on the slow response from the area police, he asked the 911 operator to hurry the police response. Upon seeing the two thieves leave the residence with stolen items, he advised the 911 operator that he was going to stop them and against the 911 operator's advice, he went outside. He told the suspects not to move and when they didn't stop, he fired three rounds from his shotgun, killing both of the thieves.

The man has not been arrested at this time and a grand jury will consider his plight and make recommendations for or against prosecution based on the facts. Although I'm not quite sure that what the man did was legal, I am sure that if this type of action happens enough times, you will see an abrupt drop in these types of crimes.  Most of us only have to touch a hot stove once to learn a lesson.

This Just In: Mexico cannot field an Olympic team for the next Olympics due to the fact that all the runners and swimmers are in the United States.

From The Department Of Poetic Justice: Finn Walling purchased two tickets for his children to see the Hannah Montana concert. When his child became ill and could not attend the concert, he went to the venue and waited patiently outside, looking for deserving children who couldn't attend the concert. He ran into a mother of two young girls, one of which had some sort of a breathing condition. The mother was on disability and couldn't afford tickets to the concert, but she brought the girls to the venue to enjoy the pre-concert activities. Mr. Walling gave his two tickets to the girls and because of the one girl's affliction, the mother was allowed to join them and see the concert. Kudos to Finn Walling !

The Pictures: A picture of the Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra is the lead picture today. A lot of the music that I perform was due to his influence. I couldn't see the forest for the trees today, so I threw in some turkey jokes, another one of my "work in progress" drawings and some cryptic hellos and messages. Yours are numbers eleven and twelve, Nance

This Date In History: 1620; Peregrine White is born upon the Mayflower, anchored near Cape Cod in Massachusetts. She is the first child ever born of English parents in New England. 1945; The International Military Tribunal opens in Nuremberg, Germany. Twenty-four individuals are charged with a variety of crimes and atrocities.

Birthdays: Kenesaw Mountain Landis, Baseball's first commissioner (1866), Carl Hubbel, astronomer (1889), Emilio Pucci, Italian fashion designer (1914), Robert F. Kennedy, former attorney general of the U.S. and statesman (1925).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Speaking of China............

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Man who walk through turnstile sideways is always going to Bankok. Man who fish from other man's well often catch crabs. Man who have one chopstick go hungry. Elevator smell different to midget. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife get no piece at night. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give upright organ. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

And from an unnamed but loved source:

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
 
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
 
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have heard about from many other girls...Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...'You want..... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?

That's it for today my little teeny boppers. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned ! 

6 comments:

garnett109 said...

#69 lmao! thanks jim

nhd106 said...

Funny joke!  Love your photos...they either make me laugh, or go "ahhh"...especially the tree/path shots.  Those are particularly funny!  ; )
Nancy
(Thanks for 11 and 12)

ksquester said...

Forget the garlic chicken with steam vegetable, I'm in the mood for Sum Yung Guy! haaaaaaaaaaaaaa    I'll have to remember NOT to put Doc in the dog house. Polishing my bee-bops and ruby reds!   Anne

bamawmn46 said...

Ha Ha Ha! Love the joke!!

Have a good one!
Jackie

lanurseprn said...

Good for that man who shot the burglars! I wish more people would do that!
Love the joke...and the pics are great as always. Some of the scenery ones are so stunning! And I had to laugh at the last two..LOL!
So when are you going to put a video of you playing music on here?
Have a good night..
Pam

jmorancoyle said...

    The thing is with these two pieces of crap that broke into that house, their problems are over. They had no conscience and thought nothing of daring fate. And obviously they thought little of their own lives. No matter how useless these guys were, this next store neighbor is going to have to live with the idea that he ended two men's lives. Righteous human beings are affected by that.
    Now as far as this Chinese couple is concerned? Man who scratch ass should not eat steamed rice with vegatable with fingers. Woman either.
Jude
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