Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Social Slugs Of Society !

There's just some people that I can't tolerate and when you open the dictionary of life, you'll find their pictures under the word asshole ! I have learned that it takes no special talent to be classified as such, just the ability to piss everyone off.

Case in point; (A) O.J. Simpson, the moron who escaped the guilty verdict for murdering his wife and her friend, Ron Goldman, basically because the majority of the Los Angeles County jury were black and voted on a racial basis and not on the facts. That notwithstanding, the prosecution, normally made up of attorneys who are not bright enough to have a lucrative defense practice, screwed the case up so badly that O.J. walked. You know how everyone else in the world really felt when the case went to civil court and they found the sorry bastard guilty.

Now, they've got a good case against him in Las Vegas, where the jury will be a lot different should the case go to trial. He has 12 felony counts against him, too numerous to mention in detail. Suffice to say that he won't see another light of day if convicted. Once again, however, the prosecution, in their rush to get the case to court, are currently in the process of screwing the case up. This is only a hearing to ascertain if there is enough evidence to take the case to a jury.

Three of his co-defendants have turned belly-up (as dirtbags of this ilk are wont to do) and agreed to testify against each other and Simpson to save their own asses. As of yet at least two of them have either partially changed their statements or said things that helped the defense. Granted, their backgrounds are shady, but when the whole group turns against Simpson, there must be at least one that's credible enough to get this case to court.

Case number two; (A) Dr. Jan Adams, the physician who operated on singer Kanye West's mother, Dandra, prior to her recent unexplained death. Dr. West has had or currently has the following actions or suits against him: 1) A restraining order from his girlfriend and her children due to unpleasant actions from West while drinking. 2) Claim from a patient that West got her drunk after performing surgery, had intercourse with her and she became pregnant. 3) Suit from a patient for a botched breast enhancement surgery. 4) Suit from a patient for a bothched tummy tuck and claims that West falsified his credentials on which the patient relied. 5) A malpractice suit from yet another patient.

Tolerence is a word in my dictionary that I am using less frequently !

The Pictures: Three Coins In The Fountain? Maybe... you'll just have to look into these majestic fountains from all over the world. Las Vegas and Dubai are some of the places where you can find them. On A Different Note: Using the famous logo from the police television series set in Los Angeles County, entitled "Dragnet", you will find photographs of O.J. Simpson and Dr. Jan Adams, the man who performed surgery on Kanye West's mother, Dandra, prior to her death.

This Date In History: 1789; United States President George Washington returns to Washington after his first presidential tour. 1969; War moratorium demonstrations occur across the nation. 1982; The Vietnam Veterans Memorial is dedicated in Washington, D.C. The names of more than 58,000 lost soldiers are inscribed on a long wall of polished black granite.

Birthdays: James Clerk Maxwell, British physicist (1831), Robert Louis Stevenson, novelist and author of "Treasure Island" (1850).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Thanks to my friend Jim

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The
Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I
was a salesman back in Missouri ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the
job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down "How many sales did
you make today?" The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one?!  Our
sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says $101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell? The kid says,
"First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook.
Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."

That's it for today, my little candy kisses. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

7 comments:

garnett109 said...

Didn't that dirtbag think somebody wanted him back in jail?

bvaneps834 said...

That joke is similar to one I overheard my dad tell about 65 years ago--tho there were no tampons then. I didn't understand it anyhow--THEN.

ksquester said...

I have an inside source in Vegas and the word is that O.J. will walk.  It makes me sick.  I bought the Goldmans book, "if I DID IT!"  I have followed this case and all associated with it since the begining.  I hope he drowns in water.  He is terrified of water.  Can't you lure him to the edge and I'll push him in?   Anne

bamawmn46 said...

Hope your Tuesday was fun and gay today.
Hugs & Kisses,
Jackie

midwestvintage said...

Love the joke and the fountains were wonderful.  Wish I was standing in one right now.

            Julie

rdautumnsage said...

It's like a man who will lower himself to beat a woman. Once you cross that bridge, nothing is ever the same again. Your a violent ass for the rest of your life in one form or another. That's how I look at OJ , when the man wrote the book, "If I Did It", that alone should of proven to the world what a subspecies he truly was. (Hugs) Indigo

jmorancoyle said...

    Birds of a feather... From what I understand one of the defendents commented that he would testify for O.J. if paid. It seems to me that this case is an attemp to throw his ass in jail and toss away the key. No more O.J., and no more silliness from him. I wonder though just how anyone intends to prove kidnapping. Loved the joke.
Jude
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