Friday, November 16, 2007

It's Gonna Be A Cool Friday !

It's 72 degrees and the sun is shining on a Friday afternoon here in Miami and the weatherman says that the temperature will drop to around 58 degrees tonight. It's the type of weather that makes me frisky and I look forward to tonight.

The denizens of AREA 51 will be heading to a different venue tonight in that we'll be celebrating Lourdes' birthday this evening at her newly remodeled home. Methinks a little revelry is on tap for this evening and I'm sure that we'll have a great time.

                                 

Odds And Ends: As I mentioned briefly yesterday, Barry Bonds, who "never knowingly took steroids" has been indicted by a federal grand jury for perjury and obstruction of justice in the FALCO case currently pending. I'll have much more to say about this in the coming days, but Friday is not the day for a rant.... Lindsay Lohan served a grand total of 84 minutes in jail for drunken driving eclipsing the record set by Nicole Richie for the least amount of time served for this type of incident.... The Rev "Podium Al" Sharpton was at the Department of Justice today axing for federal enforcement of hate crimes. You da man, Al !

NASCAR auto racing is in Miami this weekend for "Championship Weekend" featuring all three divisions. It should be a fun and interesting weekend.

The Pictures: Characters ! As I went through my picture archives, I noticed that there were quite a few characters that always catch my eye, so decided to show them to you. Some you have seen, some not. Some of the characters you will remember, some not. Some of the people you like and defintely some not ! There's no rhyme or reason to the order, but some of the groupings are purposeful. You'll understand when you see them so take a stroll through through the album.

This Date In History: 1676; On Nantuckett Island, located in the English colony of Massachusetts, local authorities hire William Bunker (Archie's great,great,great grandfather) to establish the first prison in the American colonies. 1907; Oklahoma becomes the 46th state admitted into the Union. 1933; The United States and the USSR establish diplomatic ties.

Birthdays: My pal, Lourdes (belated) (19XX), George S. Kaufman, playwright, director and producer (1889), Dwight Gooden, professional baseball pitcher (1964).

The HitsJust Keep On Coming: Thanks to my Perfect Martini !

A Story With A Lesson.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice
view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

That's it for today, my little guppies. Have a great weekend and more on Monday.

Stay Tuned !

 

8 comments:

ksquester said...

#28, My what a big magnum you have or are you just happy to see me?  #24, made me laugh until I wet my pants, #26, is a favorite of mine.  I always keep my condoms in the car.  YOU, my friend are funny!     Anne

garnett109 said...

A cool 36 in pa
Hey al is that you reliving the 60's again?

mumma4evr said...

love the condom joke....
Becky

bamawmn46 said...

#17 is my hero; #18 is going to be a gift for a friend @ Christmas; #8 has been me this week; #24 is surprisingly a good picture of him!!; #26 is great, i've never seen it before;

cute joke.... i carry my condoms in my purse... you never know when you might need a water balloon.

Luv ya,
Jackie

midwestvintage said...

Well picture 24 just creeped me out.   Loved the joke.

             Julie

luvrte66 said...

HA! I wasn't expecting that punchline. Very funny!

Beth

jmorancoyle said...

    Heard this one before. The only thing I have to say about this, is trust go two ways.
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

acoward15 said...

Are there any made-of-money bimbos that haven't been locked up yet, no matter how briefly.
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