Thursday, August 30, 2007

On The Road Again !

Well, it seems that this week is turning into party week, so I'm off to Lakes Cafe and Pub again tonight to celebrate my pal Hector's birthday. A certifiable member of AREA 51, Hector is turning 39 again today. I spent Tuesday evening at Lakes Cafe with my sweet Nicole, Wednesday was the regular services and tomorrow is TGIF therapy, so I imagine that this puppy's gonna be pretty run down come Saturday !

Last night, the aliens of AREA 51 arrive' en masse at our watering hole and it was a fun, but goofy evening. Danny is almost finished redoing the bar and it looks great. The new bar stools are nice but they're wood. With my skinny arse, I find myself constantly shifting positions. After the second dose of medication, however, the stools are much more comfortable. Hector and Lourdes, Emilio, Mario and the sexy Barbie were the among the group. It was nice to see Richard, danny and my pal Charlie there too. We'll be meeting again later.

The Pictures: Some of the world wonders, including Machu Pichu in Peru, the great pyramids of Egypt, The Taj Majal in India, The Greek Colosseum and few others. I've also included a picture of Hector, Raul and Jorge (R-L).

This Date In History: 30 b.c.; Under the threat of being taken prisoner by Roman emperor Octavian, Cleopatra, the queen of Egypt poisons herself. Doesn't that just burn your asp? 1991; After leaving NBC for CBS, commedian David Letterman debuts his new show "Late Night with David Letterman".

Birthdays: My pal Hector (19XX), Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein (1794), Huey Long, politician (1893), Ted Williams, baseball player (1918), Jean-Claude Killy, skier (1943).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Redneck Jokes and the Parrot (Thanks, Lourdes).

A Mississippi man died and left his entire estate to his widow. The problem is that she can't touch it until she is 14. A Louisiana man was in a motel and called the front desk saying, "I gotta leak in my sink." The desk clerk replied, "Go ahead." It was recently established by federal law that if a married couple in Kentucky moves to California and then divorces, they are still legally cousins. The governor's mansion in Arkansas recently burned down, destroying the entire library of books and the governor wasn't finished coloring them.

A woman went to the pet store and saw that the price of the parrot was only $25. She asked the clerk why the price was so low. He responded that the parrot had lived in a house of prostitution and the madam had taught him some vulgar words.The woman thought about it a little, but decided to take the parrot anyway.

When she got home, she put the parrot in his new cage and the parrot looked around the house, then looked at her and said, "New whore house, new madam." The woman thought,"That's not so bad."

Later, her two daughters came home and when the parrot saw them he said, "New whore house, new madam, new girls." The woman and her daughters were offended at first, but then laughed considering how the parrot was raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Wayne, came home. When he entered the house, the bird looked at him and said, "Hi Wayne."

That's it for today, my little wonders. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !


ksquester said...

Have a wonderful holiday weekend.  Enjoy yourself, as if you don't.  I think you should have your OWN barstool with your name on it and a pillow (behind the counter) when you arrive.Happy Birthday to Hector. I only have anniversaries now. Anniversaries of my 39th birthday. It makes it sound better.   Anne

bamawmn46 said...

Happy Birthday, Hector!!!  

Have fun, tonight Jimmy!!!


midwestvintage said...

Thank you Jimmy, when I really need a laugh it is always here.