Friday, August 17, 2007

Friday's Here And It's Party Time !

Two of Michael Vicks co-defendants in the animal abuse and dog fighting case pled guilty today in court. Purnell Peace and Quanis Phillips (Quanis ?) pled guilty and have agreed to testify against Michael Vick. One said that Vick helped to drown and hang dogs that under performed. This makes a total of three co-defendants who have turned states evidence, obviously saving their own sorry asses.

Mattel Corporation is light years ahead of it's nearest competition for this weeks Cat Ass Trophy (CAT) Award. With so many companies and corporations (like Hershey) turning to China and Mexico because of cheap labor, we need to let these people know that we aren't happy with their decisions and refuse to use or purchase their products. Maybe the profits gained by cheap labor can be eroded by poor sales.

Shithead (my cat and co-judge) and I will make the final decision tomorrow as to the CAT Award. Although, I think you know my position on Mattel, Shithead insists that we play by the rules and meet tomorrow morning for the decision.

It's finally Friday, so I'm off to Lakes Cafe and Pub for the evening. I'm going to try real hard to remember that my cell phone has a camera and take a few pictures. Since I have the memory of a mirror, I can't guarantee anything. Maybe I'll write a note and pin it on my shirt like we did in the first grade.

The Pictures: It seems that the first five or six pictures have the same theme today. How odd, huh? Of course, we have a few different ones that I think you'll enjoy and, as always.............

This Date In History: 1790; The Federal Capital of the United States moves from New York City to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, where it remains until it moves to Washington, D.C. in 1800. 1896; Gold is discovered in Bonanza Creek in the Klondike region of Canada's Yukon Territory.  A gold rush in the Klondike and nearby Alaska begins the following year when news of the strike spreads. 1969; Hurricane Camille batters Louisiana and Mississippi killing over 250 people.

Birthdays: Davey Crockett, frontier hero and politician (1786), Mae West, actress and comedian (1892), Robert De Niro, actor (1943).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Thanks to my pal, Tania !

A man breaks into a house looking for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man to sit in a chair and then ties him up. While tying up the woman, he gets on top of her and kisses her on the neck. He then goes upstairs to the bathroom.

While the robber is upstairs, the man says to the woman, "Look, this guy's an escaped convict! I saw his clothes! He's probably spent a long time without a woman. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he want's sex, don't resist him. Do whatever he asks, satisfy him until he nauseates you! If you don't, he'll probably kill us! Be strong, honey! I love you !"

His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, He was whispering in my ear. He's gay, he thinks you're cute and he asked me if we had any vasoline. I told him it was upstairs in the bathroom. Be strong, honey! I love you too !"

That's it for today, my little sweet peas. More tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !


ksquester said...

haaaaaaaaaaa.........the joke was a good one.  Quanis? Does that rhyme with anus?   As for Frances, the talking mule...........hell I remember that one.  He and Donald O'Connor.   I guess I am going to have to switch my chocolate to M&M's. Anne

bamawmn46 said...

You know my vote on the CAT award... heck, you can even through Hershey's in to be co-winner!
Happy Birthday to Mae West!! My maiden name was West and I always figured we were related somehow... we had a couple of the same assets that were close to the same size, if you know what I mean! <grin>
Cute joke... I bet her reply wiped that smile right off his face!! LOLOLOLOL

nhd106 said...

You sure are making it hard to eat my Hershey's!  Have a great weekend, Mr. J.


midwestvintage said...

 I am glad the truth about Vick is coming out.  The cruelty is just unbelievable.  Good pick for the CAt award.


acoward15 said...

I'm sure the bears don't consider Davey Crockett a hero!

rdautumnsage said...

We should boycott these companies for the simple matter of taking jobs away from Americans for cheap labor. Hell they don't intend to give us a price break on any of their items do they? Of course not it's entirely to fill their own pockets. Vick has been up the creek for a long time coming now. Loved the Hit for today. (Hugs) Indigo