The six people from West Virginia who kidnapped, raped and brutally beat and tortured a black woman are this week's recipients of the Cat's Ass Trophy (CAT) award. The poster children for the result of inbreeding deserve and will receive their just rewards soon enough. My only regret is that we couldn't send some our finest from the Miami area to deal with them like they dealt with Shawn LaBeet, the slimeball who murdered a police officer and wounded four others.
CAT award hall of famer (asshole) O.J. Simpson, who is currently being investigated for breaking into a hotel room and stealing sports memorabilia, isn't having a good week. His book, the rights to which was awarded to the family of Ron Goldman, has been released by the Goldman family and sales are brisk. The photograph below is not the quality I wanted, but it was the only one I could find today. It's entitled "If I Did It", but the Goldmans took the word "if" and put in very tiny print at the top of the "I". So, at a glance it reads, " I Did It". Ya gotta love it !
The AREA 51 inmates were at Lakes Cafe last evening, including Al and Lydia, Hector and Lourdes, Dr. Marc and Rosie, Emilio, Roberto and moi. I was also happy to see my friend Marie, who I haven't seen in a while. It was karaoke night and quite a few really good singers performed. My friend, Gypsy sang a few songs and we ended up singing a duet of Elvis Presley's "Love Me Tender". The new tables and chairs are in (and yes, I forgot to take pictures again) and they look nice. There were quite a few people there last night and they will be having a new grand opening ( a rebirth, if you will) in the next two weeks. It should be fun.
The Pictures: Odds and ends from all over. I've included pictures of Rosie O'Diesel's book along with the Goldman family book. There's some neat pictures of airliner paint jobs that I found interesting. I have more, but I'll save them for another day.
This Date In History: 1821; The colony of Guatemala, including the present day nations of Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua and Costa Rica, declares it's independence from Spain. 1928; Scottish bacteriologist Sir Alexander Flemming notices a bacteria-killing mold growing in his laboratory, which he will later develop into penicillin. 1935; In Nuremburg, Germany, the NAZI party enacts the Nuremburg Laws, which deprive Jews of basic civil rights. 1963; Four black girls are killed in the Ku Klux Klan bombing of the 16th Street Babtist Church in Birningham. Alabama.
Birthdays: William Howard Taft, 27th president of the United States and chief justice of the Supreme Court (1847), Agatha Christie, author (1890), Oliver Stone, film director (1946), Dan Marino, football quarterback (1961).
The Hits Just Keep On Coming:
When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided that he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening, he went to a singles bar, where he spotted the most beautiful woman that he had ever seen. He approached her and said, "I may look like an ordinary man, but in a few weeks my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and three days later she became his step-mother.
Thomas said to his best friend, Bill, "Last night, my wife and I were watching "ER" on the television. There was a story about an ailing old man on life support and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, pull the plug. So, she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer!"
That's it for today, my little muskrats. Have a great weekend and more on Monday.
Stay Tuned !