Good Morning and a belated Happy Mother's Day to all. I took a little break yesterday, but I'm back on the keyboard to give you your daily dose of insanity. Pull up a chair, have a cup of coffee and let's get this party started.
Attornies for the Ronald Goldman family notified Kentucky restaurant owner, Jeff Ruby, that they have taken pre-emptive action in case (A) O.J. Simpson sues Ruby for refusing service to him. They reportedly told Ruby that if Simpson sues him and wins, any monies received by Simpson would go to the Goldman family, who, in turn, would return the money to Ruby. Thank you, Lord !
Paris Hilton's upcoming jail stint continues to be front page stuff. I found her some help (see pictures). By the way, there's still a war going on, gas is nearing $4 a gallon and my hand still hurts!
Speaking of gas prices, I have received countless emails stating don't buy gas May 15th, which I agree with. It will hurt the oil companies that particular day, My logic, however, tells me that they will set gas sales records on May 14th and 16th. The way to force gas prices down is drive at 55 mph, plan your driving routines intelligently and generally conserve fuel when possible.
Area 51 Report: All my readers are honorary members of my area. I can guarantee your safety, but not your mental health. For those of you who missed Saturday's entry, I put in some pictures of the "Area 51" most wanted posters. For those of you who did read it, I added some more pictures. By the way, the white cadillac is the one who hurt me !
The Pictures: If you ever watched "I love Lucy", you have to remember the "Vitameatavegamin" bit. Picture #3 should give you a "visual" on gas prices. Picture #4 is to help Paris Hilton. Pictures #6-7 are horses made from driftwood. Picture #8 is white wine for Nancy and, as always, pictures for Indigo and the "usual suspects."
I had dinner Saturday night with Dr. Marc, Rosie and my pal, Danny. As usual, Rosie found something for me to cookthat I'v never cooked before (steaks coated with a sauce of garganzola cheese and garlic butter), but we got by all right, especially with the help of assistant chefs Danny, Chico and Johnny Walker.
Here's Alan Jackson, today's featured artist performing "Don't Rock The Jukebox".
This Date In History: 1796; British physican Edward Jenner tests the first smallpox vaccine on a eight year old boy. 1904; The United States hosts it's first Olympics in St. Louis, Missouri. 1948; British rule over Palestine ends, Israel is proclaimed an independant state and is declared open to immigration. 1973; NASA launches Skylab, the first American space station.
Birthdays: Gabriel D. Farenheit, physcist ,(1686), Sidney Bechet, jazz musician (1897), George Lucas, director and producer (Star Wars) (1944).
The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Thanks to my sister Jeanne !
Q & A: Q; Where do women over the age of 60 find sexy young men who are interested in them? A; Try a bookstore, under fiction. Q; How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A; Tell him your pregnant. Q; Why should older people use valet parking? A; Valets don't forget where they parked your car. Q; Is it common for older people to have problems with short term memory? A; Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is ! Q; Where do older people look for fashionable glasses? A; Their foreheads. Q; How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time youy walk by a mirror? A; Take off your glasses.
That's it for today my little boppers. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !
7 comments:
I luve LUCY!! I am a collector!! Sorry about your hand... hopfuully, it'll heal sometime in the very near future!! Driftwood horses?? where did you find that info? Happy Monday!
Jackie
Wow..you're fast...thanks for the yummy wine! Love the horsie pix...and that incredibly sunrise.
Have a good day,
Nancy
Hi Jimmy, Missed you guys on Friday, but my dear hubby took me to Benihana's for mommy's day. Had a great time having sake.
Hi Jimmy, I took a peek at your added pics. Looks like you manage to have such a good time with your friends! I know your journal always brings me a chuckle. Missed ya yesterday. Glad you're back! Hope that hand isn't hurting too bad.
Pam
If only we could find a club and stick Paris, O.J. and the rest of the ignorant idiots are us group in, serve up a dish of told you so's along with this is your life in reality. Loved the pics, beautiful as always. I'm a huge fan of the I love Lucy shows, it's right up there with the Honeymooners! (Hugs) Indigo
P.S. Hope the hand is better now, hoping you didn't fracture anything! (Hugs) Indy
I'm not sure I like the idea of testing vaccines on children when we have prisons overflowing with good test subjects.
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You are a darn good cook, you can put together a meal in no time at all. It is fun to hear you delegate what to do and what pot or pan you need etc. Your dishes are great and you know that I do not eat very much. Marc, Danny, Chico and I always enjoy your company. I love to see both you and Marc reminiscing about old times. Good friends are hard to find and also keep. We love you, and I look forward to reading your journal on an every day basis. See you at Krystels.
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