Yeah, it's raining ! June 1st is the start of hurricane season and the weather saw that in the almanac and blew up a storm. Right on schedule. It's ok, we really need rain down here.
It's raining, but I'm happy! AOL fixed the picture problems (kudos to Joe Loong and the "west coast" gang), my computers running fine, today's Friday (you know what that means), nothings broken and I have not broken anything, Shithead and Ralph are fine, Murray's a little uptight about being closed in refrigerator doors and I am typing an extremely long run-on sentence, but I don't care !
I learned from TMZ that (A) Debra Opri received a check for over $850,000.00 for then client Larry Birkhead, which she deposited into her trust account instead of giving the money to Birkhead. Obstensibly, this is the reason she was fired. After Birkhead protested about the funds, Opri released $200,000.00 to him and kept $650,000.00 in her account. She then miraculously sent Birkhart a legal bill in the amount of, yeah, you guessed it, approximately $650,000.00.
The bill included dinner bill exceeding $1,000.00 (which Birkhart didn't attend), air fare to and from California to attend Anna Nicole Smith's funeral (she wasn't asked to come by Birkhart), bills for lobster take-out dinners and dry cleaning bills for her husband. Do you know how to get an attorney out of a tree? Cut the rope !
I'm not too pleased with the jerk attorney (redundant) who exposed a number of people to the highly contageous and drug resistant form of tuberculosis. I can appreciate his fear of surrenduring to authorities in Europe and his fear that the treatment he would get would not be as good as in the United States. But, he was advised to wear a surgical mask by doctors and ignored the order. That's carelessness to the nth degree. Do you know why sharks don't attack attorneys? Professional courtesy !
The Pictures: ah, yes, the pictures. I'm happy to say that they are back to the way they were. I went a little apeshit, but that's just me. I've got billboards, animals, jokes and drinks for the ladies !
This Date In History: 1792; Kentucky becomes the 15th state to be admitted into the Union. 1796; Tennessee enters the Union as the 16th state. 1925; Baseball player, Lou Gehrig, pinch hits for Pee Wee Wanniger, beginning his streak of 2,130 consecutive ganes played. 1938; Action Comics #1 is released, the first comic book featuring Superman, the character created by Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegal.
Birthdays: Brigham Young, religous leader, whose motto was "If you're bringing women, Brigham Young" (1801), Marilyn Monroe, actress (1926), Morgan Freeman, actor (1937).
The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Thanks to Beverly and Vivian !
The husband had just finished reading a book, entitled "You Can Be The Man Of Your House", when his wife arrived and went to the kitchen. He stormed up to her and declared, "I am the man of the house. You will prepare me a gourmet meal. When I am finished, you will prepare my bath and wash me. After my bath, you will go to the bedroom and have sex with me in the way I want it!"
As he sat down at the dinner table, he asked, "Then, tomorrow, do you know who will dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The friggin' undertaker would be my first guess !"
The teacher told her students that humans are the only animals thay stutter. The little girl raised her hand and said, "Cats stutter." The teacher, amused, said, "you've seen this?"
The child said, "Yes, my neighbor's rottweiler jumped the fence and into our backyard. He cornered the cat and the cat said, "Ffffff, Ffffff, Fffff and before he could say F*ck, the rottweiler ate him".
That's it for today my little ducklings. More tomorrow.
Stay Tuned !
1 comment:
Yayyy! Your pics are back to normal just the way we like them. I Loved them all, had a few smiles in there. I'm with Jackie on voting the cat ass award goes to the ignorant TB idiot. Guess the we know who the woman of the house was in your hits for the day LOL! (Hugs) Indigo
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